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Aged 19 I read The Dice Man and decided to try living The Dice Life. Within a day the dice had made me eat a Breville toastie containing my own spunk. That was the end of my Dice Life.
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Del Boys in the Better Land
just casually met grian chatten from fontaines dc i love this dude
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My friend swears there's an alternative cut of The Karate Kid where the scene in which Mr Miyagi is drunk and crying is explained with the reveal that he accidentally karated his own wife and kid to death
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Yesssssssssss!! It's an extender.
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After more last minute cancellations than you could ever imagine, the big man, @tonycarroll14, finally joined us in the studio! Episode out tomorrow!
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STOP SMOKING PORRIDGE
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Ha, what a wild ride this film is. It's like someone with a dark, dark mind watched Barney the dinosaur and Dora The Explorer and came up with this. Absolutely loved it. Buddy (2026).
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The Taking of Pelham Un, Deux, Trois.
🇫🇷🚂 Un train touristique a été DÉTOURNÉ par des manifestants.
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Ye Da's got some new paint pens.
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Whoever names the most obscure TV show wins.
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Your mam at a Coldplay gig
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Digital yellow and red cards were used during the match between Nacional and Rentistas in the Copa Uruguay. Instead of traditional cards, the referee used an electronic device to display bookings and send-offs. An innovation in football!
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If you are struggling for scary decorations for Halloween this year just print off this pic of Mafyoo's Grandad with no beard. Enough to shit anyone up. #NoEarsNoBeard @JamieHComedy
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Noel Gallagher explains the lyrics “Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball” in Oasis "Champagne Supernova"
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The most disturbing mandala effect. How did we miss this? Barbara Bush was a MAN this entire time
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