@mc_hammersmith

Hip hop comedy. UK + Ireland Tour 2027 now on sale! Please dear god follow me on Instagram instead.

 Edinburgh
linktr.ee/mchammersmith
Joined February 2017
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I hate Twitter so much I hate Twitter so much come see me live across the UK and Ireland in 2027 I hate Twitter so much mchammersmith.com
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@mc_hammersmith seen this guy last night for the first time at the @JasonManford show. Really funny guy and a great way to get the crowd involved and hyped up.
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A night of belly laughs with @JasonManford @mc_hammersmith
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Lorna Brown@The_Parent225 Oct 2025
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@mc_hammersmith We saw you at @JasonManford last night. You were great! Looking forward to seeing you at the Lowry!😃
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amber✨@itzamberlouise24 Oct 2025
you gained a new fan tonight @mc_hammersmith
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I’ve said it before, but this platform truly is a hellscape populated by incels and freaks. Anyway, for the few thousand followers I have on here - I am going on a UK Tour in 2026! Tickets here! mchammersmith.com/uk-tour-sh… And please follow me on Instagram it’s so much nicer.
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Battle rapping bread (I knead you to watch til the end)
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A story in three parts (like how most orders from Temu arrive)
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What should I rhyme with next? Comment and let me know! 🎤
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💦💦💦
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@MC_Hammersmith is the world's leading freestyle rapper to emerge from the ghetto of middle-class west London. With new lyrical wax for 2025 - this is guaranteed to be a fun show, come and liven up your Wednesday with us! Ticket link in comments. #MCHammersmith #Freestyle #Rap – at Brighton, England
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Sick bars I’d drop if I was in a rap battle 🔥
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Tickets limited for MC Hammersmith this May at The Slaughter House. See laughterhousecomedyclub.com/… to book now. #MCHAMMERSMITH
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Excellent. My plan worked. I now demand free sausage rolls for life.
Greggs
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Mustn’t have been holding your Sausage Roll properly because it looks like you've dropped a banger 🔥
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Rap battling a Greggs Your turn @GreggsOfficial
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We're putting the spotlight on Fresh Comedy 🎤😂 Here's our Thursday top picks of upcoming tours from rising stars of the comedy circuit: 💥 Ania Magliano 💥 MC Hammersmith 💥 Sophie Duker 💥 Stuart McPherson Explore more Fresh Comedy 🎟️ >> bit.ly/4g8eWq1
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Freestyling until I accidentally diss myself
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Rap battling my dog
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Finale Mic Drop Monday No.53 The final video of Mic Drop Mondays. This song is available now on Spotify, Apple Music, and all major streaming platforms - along with the rest of Mic Drop Mondays (Volume 2). Thank you so much to everyone for following, listening, watching and supporting over this gargantuan project. A rap every Monday in 2024. I have enjoyed making these immensely. And you can come see me live in 2025! I'm touring all over the UK and Ireland in March, April and May with a completely improvised freestyle rap comedy show. Some dates already sold out, so grab your tickets here: mchammersmith.com/uk-tour-sh… Thanks again everyone for your unreal support. (Well, not on Twitter, I've had millions of views on Instagram and TikTok for these Mic Drop Monday videos, and next to nothing here because this is a dying platform full of incels and freaks. Shout out to the eight people on here who like my videos every week, you're the true legends). Please follow me on Instagram, it's so much nicer there. Thanks again everyone. MC Hammersmith
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Christmas Mic Drop Monday No.52
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