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State Lines Six years after Shane and Ilya’s relationship ends in disaster, Shane is living the perfect life. He has the perfect husband, the perfect friends and a whole future planned. It would be a shame if his new Russian tutor turned out to be the ex he’s definitely over.
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rin
@ilyaftbenOct 26
he was YEARNING
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G@hudville24Oct 27
Both David and Shane’s love language being acts of service and David realizing in real time as shane carries Ilya’s bags up the stairs after kissing Ilya’s temple while Ilya simply tilts his head, busy bantering with Yuna that shane is just as much his son as he is Yuna’s.
banner@bannerthymeOct 27
smthn fun about writing david's pov is how he's like oh. what a beautiful thing it is to watch my son be so in love. then the realization that shane does shit for ilya that david does for yuna and now david has to take a sit to process That.
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Were rats tails a hairstyle anywhere else or was that a uniquely Australian hell
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mat 🦇@user_300715Oct 27
Shane loves Ilya and Ilya loves Shane and that’s the only real truth
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Holy sht holy shit holy shit
B👻@storriebookedOct 27
Doing my final read today - coming to an ao3 near you tomorrow🫡🙂‍↕️
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this fic has my googling shit like 'what time do strip clubs usually open montreal'
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I want to be writing my fuckass freak for freak sexual obsession tortured artist religious guilt horny hollanov but instead I’m stuck here doing my ‘degree’
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Alex
@ivandemigoal15h
Jacob Fowler on a random Tuesday in October
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bren@brenmidov15h
JACOB FOWLER JUST SHUTOUT YOUR ZIONIST ORGANIZATION
St. Louis Blues
@StLouisBluesOct 26
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GATOR LOCKOUT
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A FLORIAN XHEKAJ GOAL?
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ALMOST NO BUT THE ANSWER IS YES
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ilya rozanov does not say "hello my beautiful shane would you love me if I was a worm" but he does read the metamorphosis and think. he thinks: my shane, my lovely shane. would you love me if I woke up next to you in our bed, the bed we share, and i was an insect.
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This is one of the most exceptional pieces of fan work I’ve seen in this fandom I’m actually in tears
sooth (sad looth)@molarsweetOct 27
ilya rozanov does not say "hello my beautiful shane would you love me if I was a worm" but he does read the metamorphosis and think. he thinks: my shane, my lovely shane. would you love me if I woke up next to you in our bed, the bed we share, and i was an insect.
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Boston bruins lowkey giving hawthorn hawks
Jersey Nerds@The_JerseyNerdsOct 27
In case you’re more of a squinting person than a scrolling person… We now have TWENTY of the upcoming Hometown Remix jerseys, nearly 2/3rds of the league. Who’s in the lead for your favorite? 🍎: @abslswrld @carterrichardd
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/r/Habs
@HabsOnReddit17h
This is what it’s like watching the Habs on the PP, we don’t know how else to describe it
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If I am one thing it is Habs down even during finals
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Precious 😭
B👻@storriebookedOct 26
#hollanov mini smau — dinner dates + coffee rec’s via shane + ilya’s close friends stories ☆
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fiona@hollanovhuhOct 27
someone check ilya’s alibi. she could’ve died the reporter could’ve died
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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dom@dearoozOct 27
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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