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actor, comedian, composer, idiot

New York
Joined July 2009
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just took the Myers-Briggs test and got Myers. i was SURE i was a Briggs!!
ever since coming back to the US from studying abroad I keep finding myself (in everyday conversation) saying some of the local phrasings i learned on Jupiter to get more stupider. guess it really rubbed off on I!
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I’ll always be excited for the game of Survivor but to me there is such grace in a game of soccer it makes me cry 🥲
Can't wait for September 21st! Are you ready for a new season of #Survivor?
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I’m in soho and just witnessed a guy on his fire escape/balcony throw down a key to his friend on the street. it was wild seeing this happen in real life and not just in the musical theatre lyric ‘No it’s me/throw down the key’ from my favorite NY rock musical ‘Key Throwers’
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still insane to me that one of the top/mid-listened-to tracks from the @SecondBestDnD score is the insane ‘Everyone Loves the Waves’ song. you listeners are all lil freaks and I miss you.
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if you’re not sprinting to the theatre to see @captainsmiles anytime he goes on for Seymour, i don’t know what to tell ya - he’s incredible!
playing an *~experimental~* botanist tonight @ 7 @littleshopnyc!
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I had cool parents cause they let me listen to the explicit version of Eleanor Rigby where she’s damning her socks by the door instead of darning them :)
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If you’d have told middle school me that I get to talk about a formative musical with my little sister on a podcast I’d be like uhhh what’s a podcast? but yes this was very “FUN!” (a quote from Big)
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this is a compact, excellent podcast! wonderfully written, produced, acted, and you might even hear my voice and some of my music! check it out.
It’s the finale of Ratasleuthee! Creating this was an immense pleasure. Many thanks to @NickSkardarasy for, besides co-creating, doing such amazing editing & sound design! Fantastic music by @mcscan. Delightful cameos! Ya gotta listen. open.spotify.com/episode/7k2…
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pt 6: Tom Bu-Cannon hit Gatsby with his big metal hand. His big hand was extremely metallic & shiny. It was so big, the metal hand.
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pt 8: SIKE! Ge0rge was actually the killer & turned his blaster (Tokanon MkII) on himself and blasted his own head clean off. I, in such repugnant disgust at the pursuit of happiness through Groonie (the money of this world) departed for my home of MidEgg in my ship (Gamerion-1)
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pt 9: And so I, the narrator, blasted my ass out of there in my ship. I’d seen enough of East & WestGeode. But the Gr8 GatzB believed in that green blast- it eluded us then but now..now it’s allll good. So we beat off, boats against the space, borne back ceaselessly into space.
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this podcast was very fun and mysterious to record and I hope I did the late great man justice. check it out!
The penultimate Ratasleuthee is here! I love this one - silly and earnest all at once - and I genuinely think @mcscan captured one of the best vocal impressions I’ve ever heard. open.spotify.com/episode/5JI…
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this podcast is an extremely good idea and even better execution! I also composed a few songs here and there and my voice may even show up in a later episode? who knows???? give it a listen!
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loved the ‘Kendall Roy 40th Birthday’ DLC level in Hitman 3
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Dua Lipa? I preferred Dua LaChuisa!!
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marty scanlon retweeted
Chris Pratt has been cast as GARCIA in the BEANIE BABY movie.
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you couldn’t write it funnier if you tried
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I beg Ali to do these impressions DAILY and now we’ve all been blessed for life.
I don’t and will not have a TikTok so by “popular” “demand” (my friends who tell me I should have a TikTok), here are four Broadway divas auditioning for the role of Lucy in You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown.
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A sincere and massive THANK YOU to everyone who enjoyed Second Best! #secondbestdnd
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oh god the thumbnail is just my improvised DND Bard poetry...look away, fans of comedy!!!!!!!!
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tonight i’m gonna meet up with 27 friends indoors (safely!), crack open a cold one (what i call a a bag of cold chips from da fridge) and sip a brewskie (my favorite brand of bean dip) and google ‘Who isn’t playing in the big game’ and just deduce the teams and have a grand time!
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