Software Engineer @redventures https://xitter.cf/t.co/ArCgTV9YEf

Indianapolis, IN
Joined December 2012
Just got my ticket for a special edition of #nextjsconf, grab yours! Let's make the web. Faster. nextjs.org/conf/tickets/jun2…
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> do you struggle with impostor syndrome? Me: no I’m great at it
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Well then... I got a 100% knowledge score on this year's #StateOfJS survey! Take the survey here: stateofjs.com
TFW you think you play music then you watch a live snarky puppy show. Insane musicianship. Genuine energy.
Cool [not really] thing I learned today is: Over 35 and stressed... don't try and solve a rubiks cube, especially if it's child size and has syrup painted on the inside and the kids are trying to scream in your ear while hitting you with your own shoe. Not great
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Josh Waller retweeted
rust developers are the only devs i've met who never have anything bad to say about their language. i don't trust them. they're hiding something
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Can we please get people stimulus checks and mortgage relief and rent forgiveness and small business support and free testing and hazard pay and healthcare for the uninsured (& underinsured) in the middle of a pandemic or is that too socialist too?
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Josh Waller retweeted
America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
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All I want for Christmas is a new president, a new president, a new president 🎶🎹🎷🙏
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Looks like Christmas came early
I've never stood in a line so long before with so much patience #VOTE
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One election won't make everything perfect—but it could make things better. And that's why it’s worth taking a few minutes to vote. It's the best route for us to achieve the changes we want. Make your plan to vote at iwillvote.com. Let’s bring this home.
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Josh Waller retweeted
“What is love? Baby don’t hurt me.”— Winston Churchill
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How about at future debates if a participant doesn’t answer a question the moderator could press a button that makes them fall into a pool of water. #Debates2020
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Thought of the day: ISPs should pay for personal phone data overages when their internet drops off the face of the earth for a day
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Josh Waller retweeted
Going to any website in 2020:
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Josh Waller retweeted
Moobloom is out! We’re so sorry bees, no new friend for you. It’s now a two-mob race between Iceologer and Glow Squid – and the final round of voting is open… Now!
47%Iceologer
53%Glow Squid
741,145 votes • Final results
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Josh Waller retweeted
The Mob Vote is open! You have 20 minutes to pick your favourite: Moobloom, Iceologer or Glow Squid! Vote now!
28%Moobloom
35%Iceologer
37%Glow Squid
836,759 votes • Final results
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Josh Waller retweeted
Tumble absent-mindedly down a hole, sail your trusty vessel into the deep, watery unknown or carefully descend that ancient ravine: whatever your underground exploration method – get ready for improved cave generation! ↣ redsto.ne/live ↢
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Quick! Inject bleach!
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