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so we all know how it’s a popular consensus that vampires purr because bats do… well, when contented/satisfied (or irritated), bats will also do little push-ups, so it’s funny to imagine your extremely pleased vampire partner dropping and giving you 20 just for fun
i have enough wrong with me that they know me by name/face at the pharmacy but they still have to ID me for the controlled substances
voting in a liberal lutheran church after an honest day’s work has me feeling #minnesotan as fuck
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