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Joined June 2017
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if i was a female motorist id plop my big sloppy tits on the steering wheel and use my hands for texting. put my honkers to work
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my wife returns home from a long days work to find me beside the fire listening to the lord of the rings soundtrack and working on a large print book of easy crossword puzzles. she is very aroused
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the worst job to have at the dick sucking factory is monitoring the bathrooms to stop the boys from sucking each other off and trying to fuck each other
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*crests a hill* hey dudes
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Gave myself a brain tumor by saying things I don't mean on here for 17 years
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Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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My bitch built like a ringworm
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Cock tastes the way a wet dog smells
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Everyone is gonna come out of this insanely rich and wear a monocle on some monopoly type shit
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My name is Jose Canseco
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Wokeness has not peaked It is not going into remission It is establishing unchallenged hegemony in the core institutions that certify truth
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The Coen Brothers should do a biopic on Dan Sickles and have William H. Macy play the protagonist. – at Gettysburg, PA
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Tell me you're Canadian without saying you're Canadian
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Your mom plays soccer?
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An instrument that sounds like human voices.
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I just watched this 20 times in a row 😂🤣
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Watched a guy parallel park a horse
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약먹기 싫어서 해파리가 된 개
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one great thing about baseball is that you can just be sitting there minding your own business one afternoon and suddenly your team has traded for a guy named Dub Gleed
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