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she/her, 30s, cracking some boys open with the cold one

Joined December 2020
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JUST IN: Joe Biden reveals Trump privately told him they would be “good friends” if it weren't for politics.
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marriage is so scary because what if she doesn't like the floor plan
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Francis and James’ glove 😭 (you can’t convince me that he didn’t bury James with one of his own gloves as well, so they’d match)
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Huzz sent me this
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these penguin drawings by deb in his diary….. I’m crying
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*using one single cleaning product in the bathroom* what if i just created chlorine gas on accident
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someone should cast austin butler to play an evil little freak again.
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celebrimbor let’s do some critical thinking sweetie
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a dumb little costume and a silly little party, that's all you need to fix a situation
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Very appreciative to have a poem in here alongside some of the best working poets 🧊
We're delighted to announce Magma 96 'The Antarctic' is now published and available to buy on our website. Edited by @branwellroberts, @cherylmoskowitz and Elizabeth Lewis Williams. Get your hands on a copy here: magmapoetry.com/archive/magm…
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Rope (1948)
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their heads are empty
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This fanfic shit is easy
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финал недели террорской традишки 🎉
сто тысяч лент уже пришиты к маске льва, ещё миллион на подходе
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You realize this is a dream job for a sizable chunk of the population. Immured inside a big concrete cylinder & drip fed worm percocet so you can play Space Shipping Tycoon for 5,000 years in a row. There’s guys out there doing that for free right now
Can any dune book reader explain why anyone would choose to become a navigator in Dune? In the world of Dune, navigators are barely human anymore. They spend years immersed in highly concentrated spice gas, causing their bodies to mutate severely until they resemble strange fish-like creatures. So, why would anyone accept such a terrible price?
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Why is everyone arguing over who should be the next James Bond when we've got this lad right here.
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do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, “pick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiii”
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Sits bolt upright: Zohran Mamdani is James Clark Ross
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