Human Disaster. Now with added cowboy hat.🤠

Manchester, England
Joined June 2009
If I’d been here last week, I might have met TZP 😜
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I’m pretty much done here. 🦋@mel1bobs.bsky.social Laters gators! 😘
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Festive pin badge is here! Christmas can officially start now! 🎄🎅🏻
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Happy Pangs Day, everyone!
Spike: “A bear! You made a bear!” Buffy: “I didn't mean to!” Spike: “Undo it! Undo it!”
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Had a great balloon day! @schillingc is the absolute bestest.
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My “dealing with idiots” reserves are critically low today. Send biscuits.
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NOOOOOOOOOO! NELLY, COME BACK!!! 😭😭😭 #GBBO
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Jacob Elordi has been voted ‘Sexiest New Heartthrob’ in PEOPLE Magazine Readers’ Choice Poll.
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Only serial killers like coffee flavoured Revels.
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After a short hiatus while I relocated to Glasgow my Etsy show is now OPEN! Have a little peruse at my colourful wares inc some brand new designs like the capybara and bowl of noodles. higglebees.etsy.com
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I ordered one single carrot in my online grocery shop. They have substituted it with a 2kg bag of carrots.
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Was absolutely cabbaged by this last night.
Claudia letting Nikita have his Shakira moment THEN pointing out he got the wrong song may be my new favourite moment of the series #strictly
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Today I learnt that I have OCD, simply because I am furious that there are 24 compartments here, but 26 letters in the alphabet.
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Can heartily recommend listening to Randy Feltface’s Destruction Manual on BBC Sounds - 4 very funny episodes!
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Guys, get yourself someone who texts you this, even after 29 years together. 🥰
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I can’t explain it, but there’s something very Poe Dameron about him here. #OscarIsaac
Oscar Isaac photographed by Josh Olins for Brioni.
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This song is a masterpiece of vocal and guitar. Loved it then and love it now.
Now that everyone's banging on about 90s music, let us not forget this gem from Uncle Jools' Later show in '95. McAlmont & Butler - Yes
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