Teacher. Part-time rugby referee. Occasional gym goer, regular tea drinker.

England
Joined January 2009
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Oh now. Has Raye done a Bond theme?
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HOT FUZZ was released 18 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46
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Quins or Cole. Wonder who Joe’s cheering?!
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Asda has missed a trick if they’re not using “driving gnome for Christmas” further into this ad campaign.
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Are we going for a Justin Elliott as Scrooge theme in the run up to Christmas? There are enough muppets…. #thearchers
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I want to be able to split screen my tv with my preference of events. How is this not a thing?!
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It’s giving Eurovision vibes. #Paris2024
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I found out that we have the surname “King George” (double barrelled, no hyphen) in the family and I’m considering deed poll.
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This is my annual dahlia day; this year we have 15 raised and returned randoms (RRR - black pots) and 19 oh dear that’s a pretty new one varieties (ODPNO - mismatched coloured). Things have got out of hand. Again. #gardening
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Every time I watch netball, I feel frustrated that it’s not included in the Olympics.
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But… can I collect the Panini stickers? #Gladiators
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Does anyone else say “Bank” (Weakest Link style) when they press “Save” in a document? Just me?
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A man on the train is listing off the ingredients for a carbonara to his partner on the phone. Don’t people always have those in? It’s eggs, parm, bacon and spag? No one has to shop for them surely?!
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I’ve just toasted pumpkin seeds and let me tell you that is not the straightforward process people would have you think.
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Just heard Rita Ora’s “I will never let you down” for the first time in an age - it’s very Whitney Houston sounding! Scary to think it’s 9 years old…
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Urgh, I think I’m becoming a morning person.
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It’s like Simba v Scar, isn’t it? #WimbledonFinal
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God I love seeing @TinaDaheley on @BBCBreakfast - from Radio 1 10 years ago, to the red sofa now. Big fan.
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