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Joined August 2025
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theres a kid dying of cancer out there and i have to live instead
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one of my biggest fears is being befriended by someone who approached me first thinking I seem cool just for them to be disappointed by how much of an awkward socially inept loser I am. I'm an alien who doesnt know how to hold conversation Im sorryyyyy😭😭😭😭
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The whole "puppyplay is lame, ur the dog and im just supposed to fuck the dog?" NO BRO were both dogs and were so horny for each other and we fuck and its messy and ur a bigger and meaner dog than i am so i whimper and cower while you tower and bite and nnnngh oh my god please 🤤
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"you're just a dumb mutt, aren't you?" "just a small puppy" "what does puppy want?" puppy is trying to cram 17 assignments in one night puppy wants to bash her head into a wall and sleep
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I hope the people working at ao3 can feel the forehead kisses I am sending them telepathically.
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Day 5 without AO3. The children keep running around, playing tag in the fields. However, instead of saying, “Tag, you’re it,” they are now saying, “Hashtag, slow burn. Hashtag, enemies to lovers.” I do not understand what it means. I wonder if it is their way of coping…
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day ??? with ao3 being down, im starting to wither away. i went outside for the first time in weeks and heard the birds chirping. it made me think of a fan fiction i once read. i miss reading yuri. i don’t know what to do with myself.
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mama doesnt play ab her vape
NEW GERARD 😭😭🤲🏻💕 📸: Ilana Di Marco (instagram.com/p/DfNmNoPj7PB)
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All clothes are gender neutral when you're not being a little bitch about it
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DENR isn’t pro-environment❗ DOLE isn’t pro-employees❗ DepEd isn’t pro-education❗ DOH isn’t pro-health❗ DSWD isn’t pro-social welfare DA isn’t pro-agriculture❗ and everyone in the government isn’t PRO-FILIPINO‼️
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life when ao3 comes back on
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sleeping and waking up without ao3 im having withdrawals rn
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Better faggot than a fascist, Nazi bitch
Reminder: if you use “Nazi” as an insult, you’re a faggot
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Day 4 without ao3. It is absolute chaos. At dawn, the children brought a dead dove inside the house and told me not to eat it. After that, they wept, saying it reminded them of their father. I sent a messenger pigeon to ao3, but I fear it, too, may die like the dove.
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terzo giorno senza ao3 sto iniziando a sentirmi così
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Elliot Page dressed up as Neo from 'THE MATRIX' for Halloween.
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Day 3 without ao3. The children are turning against me. They are wasting rations and clawing at the walls. I tried to soothe them by reading a story from fanfiction dot net… but they did not like it. At all. They still want their father. It’s getting grim. I’m losing hope.
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“in the future lets-” im so fucking sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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