Sara

Outerbanks is just this generation’s National Treasure

Honestly I do want to see your Spotify wrapped I think it is fun and interesting

A student told me today that I look like an American girl doll. These middle schoolers are destroying me daily.

Just graded over 100 6th grader’s short stories. 20 WERE ABOUT KILLER CLOWNS. idk what that means I just need it on the record.

I feel like it’s too late to ask but who is Emma Chamberlain

I have to get this off my chest. Newks gives you such a large drink bc their sandwiches are DRY!

The biggest blow to my ego so far in my short time as a 6th grade teacher is that the kids thought my tiktok name was “something like coolteacher1990” I couldn’t even begin to explain how many ways that insulted me.

Me teaching middle school

The guys at the concession stand told James they’d “hook him up” with an entire bowl of nacho cheese for his pretzel I can’t stop laughing

yesterday my students asked me “what is high school musical” and I haven’t been right mentally since

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Do I cut my hair like Maude Apatow pls say no bc I know it would look so bad but I love her so much I’d do it

Started saying “alrighty roo” as a joke at work and now I can’t stop

I’m convinced there are drugs in these

I’m crying that this article refers to Sarah Jessica Parker as THE HOCUS POCUS STAR

Told y’all

Is it normal to buy a new sweater every single day or should I talk to someone

I still use the 😂 emoji I do not care

It’s the 12 pairs of vampire fangs for me

the cashier at Marshall’s just told me I had great taste in clothes. no one speak to me I am too important.