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wompleton

@messboyslaps
 He in a they kinda way
Joined November 2017
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Replying to @N0TWARRl0RS @PARXAFTERDARK2
Homosexuality
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It’s always “why is your pocket full of granola” and never “hey thank you so so much for your bountiful gifts of granola in these trying times”
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Guys wait so a couple days ago there was this British guy who was complaining about it being 80° and he looked astonished when he saw me in a hoodie and jeans
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Send help I’m surrounded by the British
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I get why he rode the horse
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POV: at the hardcore show in the pit but I don’t know the lyrics
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Incase anyone was wondering yes @elliotleemusic is on akinator
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Replying to the drummer of the band that’s the face of the scene right now like he isn’t surrounded by the culture 24/7 anyways stream playing god by motionless in white
Horror on the Rocks (@real_hotr) profile pictureHorror on the Rocks@real_hotrAug 14
Replying to @chenzomauro
This “goths” like you who pretend your clothes and music are a culture that runs deeper than your layer of white face paint
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I SWEAR IF I GET ANOTHER PHONE CALL FOR KENDRA OR LEAH IM SHOOTING MYSELF MY NAME ISNT KENDRA NOR IS IT LEAH
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If I hear one more person whine about psa grades on the streets of Chicago cause I walked into a card convention I’ll kill
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Got a mystery bag from @WinslowDumaine at the expo I went to. I want you to know I’m gonna be putting this in my house and won’t be explaining it if anyone’s asks
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Shut up bozo lame ahh idiot LLLLLLLL stop complaining about not making enough money when the people you are suppose to represent can’t afford food and rent and work 3 jobs to barely stay alive go back to the warm milk you came from you room temperature nimrod fuck
Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) profile pictureRep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimbleMay 16
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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Well fuck it’s a parody account I’ll be ready to stand on business when it’s an actually Congress fuck
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Just got activated like a sleeper agent when a customer at work said they like @elliotleemusic too (we play elliot all day long (I’m in charge of aux))
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Btw this isn’t a safe space for Ronnie ratpiss fans fuck you
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Do you have my notifications on 🤨
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Remember to not talk to people in falling in reverse shirts at concerts. @RonnieRadke fuck you
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“FuLfIlLmEnT aNd SeRvIcE fEeS hElP uS bRiNg YoU a SaFe, GlObAl MaRkEtPlAcE wHeRe YoU cAn GeT tIcKeTs To YoUr FaVoRiTe EvEnTs” 🫩*swipes card*
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Som random guy in line asked to hit my vape. I’m his dad now
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so far our predictions are: Final Dic2m 2 Thoughts 2 Prayer Two Rats Werewolves Cyberhex 2: Cybersex Hard Quiet: Don't Fuck (A Cactus) 571 Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any More Emo We Go And Pull A Stunt Like This 2: Bitch You Thought This Was Just A Phase
Chris Motionless (@ChrisMotionless) profile pictureChris Motionless@ChrisMotionlessMay 2
Replying to @_SQUIGGZ02_
Next single is a sequel song
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