Things have been rough lately, I'm going to be okay but it might take a while, I hope you're all doing well and staying messy ^.^

can't stop eating poop

If I were big and fat enough, I would eat entire used diapers

I need to find a way to become psychologically, irreversibly addicted to shit

Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3

Anything that doesn't get clumsily smeared somewhere or stuck in an unreachable patch of fur will be eaten and turned into tomorrow's shit

Or how much it stinks because the shit that is sliding out from my tailhole today was the fast food and shit I ate all day yesterday

It's hard to imagine how strong your smell is when you can never stop leaking shit on everything around you

A constant ooze of shit squeezing out into my leg and underside of my tail fur, dripping off in globs, paw print shit smears marking my path

Having a bad greasy fatty diet, being completely incontinent, not being able to realize or care when I've gotten shit on my paws..

Messy fantasy: always being stuck in a situation where I can't stop myself from being covered in shit every moment of my life

That moment when you wonder why you're resisting the urge to push out a load of mess, only because you're still driving home..

*suddenly open-maw sneezes, sending shitsnot and drool flying from his muzzle and nose*

I wish I could paw now. I'm just not in the mood for more than just mess. *whimper*

Mrrrf. I almost can't resist being smeary anymore.. fourth time in five days right now. :3

After the last week, I'm surprised my mattress didn't get anything on it! It sure does stink though.. but then again so do I

I got smeary the last two days, I don't need to get smeary today.. I want to, really badly though.

No messy time for so long, then finally I have a chance, but my sex drive is gone... Wish I could paw, but at least I can relax and be muddy

The only problem is if it's chained up I can't use it as a food bowl :3

Maybe it's time for a new profile avatar. Looking at it I forgot how the stain on my face used to only cover my muzzle..