i'm like scott summers if he was a lesbian from new jersey

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Joined December 2020
BLACK SAILS X FIONA APPLE
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watching another eagles football game without jalen hurts
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he's a permanent resident in papa's orchard... i miss him bad
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snookie pookie emmy noms never left
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We so hurt we got Lemon on posters my God.
A primetime NFC East rivalry 😤 DALvsPHI – 8:15pm ET on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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Kelela, A. K. Paul – Outta Time (2026)
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Saw Gerrera core
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"new york knicks basketball" today
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bodie and poot with herc and carver
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We used to get our periods at the same time
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my bias line..
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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when you remember there’s still 10 more eagles games this season
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gotta enroll for a phd degree to stay on the spotify student plan
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shatner showing up at takei’s funeral (or vice versa)
george takei and william shatner will live forever. out of spite for each other
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When the weather feels like Succession
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#industryhbo industry edit cabaret harper stern yasmin kara hanani eric tao gus sackey robert spearing
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my qb could’ve died because of medical malpractice and now has blood clots in his lungs and is out for the season, cooper dejean has lost all his juice, woolen is so bad, dak is hanging his nuts on our defense, we can’t stop the run, saquon is playing hurt, no smitty, no wicks… i-
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missing my qb1 rn
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