𝘿𝙅 𝙒𝙊𝙇𝙁𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙄𝙉 𝟯𝘿 retweeted
"Efforts to pull the plug come to naught. Dismayed by 1* customer reviews of its A5 notebook, the Museum shop AI connects to UK nuclear command authority at Northwood and launches Trident missiles at the other nuclear powers"
put ‘em all back up the chimbleys i would, see, quick as you like. tuppence ha’penny for their trouble, and that’s a week, mind you. and a lump of coal for lunch if they were lucky.
the stoic philosophers all discussed the motives of ambition and that’s all i’ll say about the minimum wage discourse.
𝘿𝙅 𝙒𝙊𝙇𝙁𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙄𝙉 𝟯𝘿 retweeted
there are 2 types of people in the upcoming apocalypse:
stockpilers - (dweebs. no mates. fuck all patter. potential sex offenders)
stockpile robbers - (top shaggers. great jokes. fingerless gloves. nimble. a certain je ne sais quoi)
gambling machines, fruit machines, online casinos, all that sort of shit should be completely banned.
love that there’s a huge golden retriever rolling about on the floor of the house of commons, without a single care in the world.
i had to go to the tailors and to the shops and it all felt deeply cursed. on the upside, my jeans are repaired and i have marmalade. #ukmarmaladechat









