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Boston sports propagandist. Professional hot-take artist. No views are my own. If you’re offended, the algorithm is working.

Joined July 2012
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Hockeys wild because you'll have Paul Bissonnette thumbing out tweets about people chopping their cocks off then got on a panel with Wayne Gretzky tonight
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Everyone in Leafs nation trying to blame boobtitski needs to remember the leafs are dogwater and committed draft larceny last year
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If Boston can get Dylan Larkin to waive his trade clause they likely get the deal done assuming they're willing to include Poitras, Hagens, Lohrei, Pastrnak, Geekie, McAvoy, Swayman and the Bobby Orr Statue. Would you do this deal?
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Caleb Williams on permanent love watch
Drake Maye's game-worn jersey is hanging in Caleb Williams' locker. #Bears
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No cheating. Only real ones will remember
Choose your wheel
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And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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Locked out of my account. How the fuck do I keep failing this
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Meth Bear😮‍💨 retweeted
Our business spends $873.44 a month with @Rogers on tv, phone and internet. Every variation of Sportsnet....most showing poker and darts all day. We can't watch the Oilers game tonight 😂 I'm sorry...I'm not spending another cent. @Sportsnet @NHL @EdmontonOilers
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We now have confirmation of what the Bruins hometown remix jerseys will look like. A team spokesman said they wanted to go with a subtle nod to past
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10/10 tweet. No notes
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Rogers is dogshit. They've destroyed sports media in Canada. They only care about the Blue Jays, anyone who pays for their services is a moron
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No way anyone is actually bothered by this?
End Game
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Locker room scene: Geno Smith and Garrett Wilson, among the last players around, emerge from the shower at the same time, talking to each other as they head to their lockers. #Jets
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Mahomes is without his two starting tackles and his two starting WRs and some on here expected fireworks from the offense tonight lol
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Rough night for Patrick Mahomo and Mr Swift
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"The Bruins aren't gong to be able to outscore their problems" The problems:
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"The Bruins aren't a wagon, just wait until the wheels fall off" The wagon:
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This is killing me
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Go follow my better half @tarpsoff90 He's much funnier and more attractive than I am PAID TWEET BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHUMBA CASINO™️
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