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Joined March 2014
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that’s my dad. happy 22nd anniversary SAW.
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“I always feel that everyone knows more than I do. So it’s very easy for me to ask people questions.” ––Nathan Fielder
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Pope Leo:
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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U don’t really need to watch any old movies if you watch family guy. They cover all the important ones
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The Empire of In-N-Out🫡
The United States of America has collapsed. Rival fast food chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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if you’re a cinephile who doesn’t live in new york or california they kill you
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Greatest city in the fuckin world
Highly recommend solo vacationing like I’m just doing whatever I want
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our first season of girls without charlie kirk
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guys what if it all works out
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Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
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love is blind boston implies the people of boston are worthy of love
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Notice how there are no Leonard Cohen songs about getting your money up
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Franz Kafka was a miserable delusional homosexual with bpd and he still wrote hella books and had motion so you really have no excuse
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I know in my heart that Don Draper lived long enough to watch and feel fondness for SpongeBob
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apfelkuchen und heiße schokolade auf der alm nach einer 5h wanderung
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Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail
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Florence Pugh will star as twins in India Donaldson’s film adaptation of ‘CASSANDRA AT THE WEDDING’ Cassandra is a graduate student at Berkeley: gay, brilliant, nerve-racked and miserable. When the wedding of her identical twin approaches, she is hell-bent on sabotaging it.
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Mad Men (2007-2015)
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