Counselor, Author, Producer, Director, Performer, ne'er-do-well, Helluva Magician, Jack-of-all-Trades, Previously Daddy - Now Just Dad.

Ventura, CA
Joined November 2013
New regret: Remember all those times we told someone, "If you don't like it, go vote!" We just never thought they would do it. Shoot!
Michael Maxwell retweeted
.@MELANIATRUMP to say u will stand for "anti-bullying" is hypocrisy. Your husband is 1 of the most notorious bullies we have ever witnessed.
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If Donald Trump's campaign were a construction project, every policy, position, idea and adviser were all obtained from the lowest bidder.
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I keep having a nightmare where Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany zombie walk at me while talking faster than I can possibly understand.
Is it just me, or is Donald Trump starting to look like Lenny Bruce?
Someone on drugs! He has all the signs. As Trump would say, all the signs all the signs all the s-- many of the signs! Flip-Flop!
Mankind's greatest irony is, when the internet was first created,, Google and Facebook would have been competing to buy it #Net Neutrality
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Prince dunking over Rick James. Absolutely hilarious.
One of the funniest things ever was the Prince basketball skit on the Chappelle show. CNN has to show it & get Chappelle to talk about it.
Michael Maxwell retweeted
Times Square billboard. With that quotation, no wonder @pennjillette and I are selling so well.
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Michael Maxwell retweeted
Via @TonyRobbins The power of focus:
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I signed up for Introduction to Music Production from @berkleeonline on @Coursera! coursera.org/course/musicpro…
Still chillin in hospital.
Hey Twitter peeps, creep ran me off road on bike, 8 fractured ribs, messed up knee n elbow, bunch o contusions, pain galore. Prayers welcome