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They kill you on gleetwt for liking rachel berry more than santana lopez
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this is what I imagine the fifth harmony 20 year reunion pics to look like
DAMN EVERYBODY LOOKS A MESS ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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The one pair of black shoes, every outfit being terrible in its own way, that shade of blue, the random squat, the song, everyone freestyling their own choreoโ€ฆfifth harmony I will unfortunately never forget you
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Camilaโ€™s adlibsโ€ฆher being the only one in a skirt ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Had my girls dressed like magicianโ€™s assistants
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โ€œme when i pull the door handle and it shattersโ€
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Had someone stay in my guest room last night and they acted really weird when I told them the mattress for the bed was in the storage unit and they'd have to go get it.
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Being accused of homosexuality just because I love the smell of my girlfriendโ€™s scalp/face/ears/
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and theyโ€™ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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We do. Itโ€™s my girlfriend
why donโ€™t we have a sexiest woman aliveโ€ฆ
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Why canโ€™t you guys just be gay like why does it have to be all of this
because everyone forgot it was traditionally that the femme did SW and the butch took care of her before, after, and sometimes during (hanging out nearby ready to bust in there if anything went sideways)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No sources support the claim that this was a โ€œtraditionalโ€ arrangement or anything like a common occurrence. A relationship like this does appear in Leslie Feinbergโ€™s 1993 novel Stone Butch Blues, which is a work of fiction. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Butโ€ฆ
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A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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i think what was actually happening during the Who's On First scene was that she simply wasn't paying attention, because a man was making her watch a youtube video
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Santana needed more than that one lil slap and Iโ€™m sorry to say it!
rachel berry they could never make me hate you
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how gay do you have to be for that to be the first thing you say ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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This being even funnier because Iโ€™m going as Stewie
halloween costume is shaping up to look a mess
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Iโ€™ve been obsessed with the life of a showgirl ever since Iโ€™ve moved into my new apartment and I just discovered a HUGE patch of black mold behind my washing machineโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..
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not even emily blunt would say this
forever my sexiest man alive
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