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Justin Morissette 👊🏻@JustinMorisOct 26
Highlight of the aural assault that was Alex G’s set opening for Phoebe Bridgers was when I was so certain it had to be over, that surely he must be taking the mic right now to say thank you good night, and what he actually said was “We have five songs left.”
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What the fuck are you talking about
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FL Republican Ad: Down here in Florida, we know what socialism looks like. Let’s make sure 80 year olds can sell their houses for millions of dollars. FL Dem Ad:
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The cast of Friday Night Lights was [looks up their ages] super sexy. [looks again] Except for Coach Taylor’s daughter, of course.
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Whose nasty ass came up with onion rings
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No … no … this can’t be … w-what did I do? WHAT DID I DO???
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As someone who has cheated on every girl he’s been with and has never been cheated on, I don’t think cheating is a big deal
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Been calling pretty girls W Eats
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> ask receptionist if their iceberg video is I Feel Fantastic or YAYVIDEOGAMES > she laughs and says “it’s a good iceberg video sir” > watch video > it’s I Feel Fantastic
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What the hell was Scrappy Doo’s problem
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OMFG IF ETHAN GOT TAMARA PREGNANT THEN … well … hm idk i guess i don’t really care that much
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I’d rather be terrible with him than with Tyler Herro. Whatever. Glad a legend is playing for us.
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 24
GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO TONIGHT: 36 POINTS 12 REBOUNDS 5 ASSISTS 2 STEALS 1 BLOCK 15/26 FGM 33 MINUTES
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Okay so the Heat are terrible. You know what? I can’t control that. Let them be terrible. I’ll do me. They do them. Whatever.
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Did you see Hamzah and Clairo got married
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I let this dude merge in front of me and now he thinks we’re dating or something
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Boy we’re putting your ass in a Reddit confession thread
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Thought I was brave enough to give her a hug after pre algebra. Wasn’t. Don’t think I’ll ever be brave enough. Uncrustable, goldfish, grapes, and water bottle my mom packed for me.
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Woke up with blood coming out of my ears
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I’m sorry for knowing you so intimately.
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