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wonky passion fruit - self-glorified 90s-Disney dork - Known 'Massive UTRB fan' - icon art by Allison Sirota

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Joined December 2011
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Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit
Big Bird is just popping in to see how everyone is doing today! 💛
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We literally established our nation over a stamp tax buddy. Fuck you.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Flock CEO says Americans must "compromise" on their privacy.
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Michael retweeted
May you heal so hard you do arts and crafts again.
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Marvel has released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: • The Muppet Movie • The Great Muppet Caper • The Muppets Take Manhattan • The Muppets Christmas Carol • Muppet Treasure Island • Muppets From Space • The Muppets • Muppets Most Wanted
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that’s Mamdani’s NYC baybee
how did the floor fix itself after hulk smashed it 😭
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Michael retweeted
Ossoff: "I have zero interest in running for president in 2028, and frankly zero interest in the 2028 fantasy football right now ... these midterms are the whole ballgame ... I don't know that we have a free and fair election in 2028 unless we restore checks and balances in these 2026 midterms."
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Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare's writing on racist anti-immigration riots in London. It is excellent. They have been banging the same drum for 400 years.
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Michael retweeted
Tonight I heard a failed and desperate president who as war spirals and prices rise is as always focused on his grievances, his shame, and above all his fear of the accountability that will come with defeat. I also heard a president signaling his unmistakable intent to attack these elections and our voting rights, just as he tried to throw out our votes and seize the presidency in 2020. Our answer will be overwhelming. Across Georgia a wave of defiance is building to rebuke him so decisively that no president ever again dares such brazen corruption and abuse. The power of the presidency is nothing compared to the power of the people.
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Me and my friends getting left behind by AI
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in hindsight there really was no party like an s club party
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Five thousand seven hundred eighteen!
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If your friends aren't talking about: • The cow as white as milk • The cape as red as blood • The hair as yellow as corn • The slipper as pure as gold It's time to find new friends.
If your friends aren't talking about: • Claude • Perplexity Computer • Openclaw • Fitness • Investing • Ownership • Automated workflows It's time to find new friends.
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New Veep deleted scene feat. Kristi Noem.
Can someone layer the Veep closing credits over this I have to make dinner
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also you live in puerto rico to avoid taxes you hypocritical ignorant cauliflower ear fuck
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I am NOT……… ᵃ ᶠᵃᶦᵗʰᶠᵘˡ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ᵗʳᵃᶦᵗᵒʳ 🤭
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.@asthmatickitty "So You Are Tired" is a little too... on the nose. I need the next Sufjan single to be "Hey Dude, We Got This! (And All The Other Things, Too!)"
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I got: pure, unadulterated Chaos™️
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BREAKING: The United States
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If your political agenda repeatedly puts you in various scenarios that involve overthrowing electoral outcomes, there might be a problem with your political agenda.
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