Michael James

Umpire: “According to the rules Ms Paolini taking an AUTHORIZED toilet break before their team serves” Coco Vandeweghe: (sitting/sleeping courtside): “We’ll have to figure out what the actual ruling is or if we’re just making up rules as we go”

Trying to remember the last time a celebrity on the level of Kelly Clarkson, with a good reputation, completely outed themselves in such a tone deaf way.

Is there any more ludicrous venture than trying to monetize televising people playing pickleball?

So how exactly did John Turturro become the promotional voice of college football?

I don’t want my manager distracted by in-game interviews. It’s the dumbest thing.

Why should anyone care what Charlize Theron thinks?

“The living cannot understand the dying” Without looking up, what movie is this line from?

I have no idea what Houston is trying to do on offense.

Does any app make more frequent updates and misguided design changes than The Weather Channel?

Does anyone actually watch Peacock scripted programming?

The NBA in the final month of the regular season is a joke. Only those incentivized & beholden to the league for their livelihood think otherwise.

Politicians who lie. Who could’ve predicted that?

Is there a curling lobby I’m unaware of?

Olympic hockey the last two days has been… OFF. THE. CHART.

In case you didn’t realize, VISA says Everywhere Starts Somewhere.

What is the figure skaters obsession with Paint it Black?

Stupid never has any regrets

In honor of his friend JT?

Can a Nuggets/Celtics game be boring? Yes. I think it can. This game has no juice.

The @espn app on the @Xfinity X1 cable box is one of the worst apps I’ve tried using. Can’t watch AO tennis matches. I have a 527Mbps download speed and the box says my signal speed is good—but when you open the app it just sits there for a minute and then gives error message.