@michaelcollado

I’m probably watching TV right now. Team Oxford Comma.

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Joined June 2008
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Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette
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Phony on Hulu:
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This is kinda the most romantic moment in television history.
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Although I’m very pedantic and annoying, I’m OK with losing the war on “begs the question.”
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gee ⋆@ohmymotiveOct 25
when i finally have a photo where i look good
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Was on my lil walk for my mental health and kept getting caught in the rain. Finally said, “Screw it. WWDBD?”
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TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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It’s kinda giving off a Disney Channel version of Veronica Mars vibe
Temu Joan Didion 🍉
@temujoandidionOct 25
I realize it may not be common knowledge that in 2008 before Glee, Lea Michele debuted her Anthony Bordain inspired travel show where she traveled from Manhattan to Queens as a “borough travel junkie” for exactly one (1) episode that has been mostly scrubbed from the internet
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#CrystalLake Watching Pamela Voorhees kill everyone
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When a contemporary movie’s aspect ratio is 4:3
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Maddie on 9-1-1:
kanoa@heelbitee30 Jul 2024
accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life
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It’s so windy out it might make you cheat on your Tennis pro husband.
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Went to the Apple Store to try that Duo. Why was it actually kinda incredible? #consumerism
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Fifty Shades of Duo
Holly - I like tech
@AnxiousHollyOct 23
they got the duo LOCKED DOWN 😭
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Mike 📺 retweeted
Reductress@ReductressOct 23
Phew! Conversation Safely Steered to Movies
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Mike 📺 retweeted
Rockefeller@passtherockeOct 23
Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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When they interview her on the red carpet and ask her if she was excited to join such a huge franchise and she says something like “I was excited for a paycheck” >>>>>>>>>>
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 23
Sandra Hüller has been cast in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’
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Me: “Mom, can we have The Hunting Wives?” Mom: “We have The Hunting Wives at home.” The Hunting Wives at home:
Bravo
@BravoTVOct 22
Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the drama. Don't miss the series premiere of Small Town Trouble: Texas on November 18th! #SmallTownTrouble
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Pamela Voorhees in episode 6 of Crystal Lake:
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How it feels being an AMC A-Lister
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🎵 Every single night / I pray that my shows’ ratings are high
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