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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ (@michaeljcaustin) profile picture

Very amateur cyclist, Chelsea fan, Londoner, business owner and adviser.

London
Joined May 2011
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
Why are we hearing so much about the 4% of people who are landlords, and 7% who go to private school, rather than the more than 9 in 10 of us who do not? How coverage of the Budget has been heavily slanted towards the interests of a wealthy minority adambienkov.co.uk/p/you-wantโ€ฆ
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
Defeated but not forgotten.
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
Good for him.
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
Todayโ€™s Guardian. A letter that will punch the breath from you ๐Ÿ’” #Partygate
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
I wonโ€™t take lectures from the Tories on standards in public life. - They breached the rules many times - โ Voted to change the rules to get one of their own off the hook - โ Had a mates โ€œfast laneโ€ for ยฃmโ€™s Covid contracts - โ Lied about breaking the rules on partying in COVID
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
These kids sold a video-sharing website for $1.65 billion in 2006. Then vanished overnight. Today, that site is worth over $455 BILLION dollars. Here's why they walked away from the most valuable website in history:
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
One Labour MP texts to ask if the Tory leadership result needs to be declared as a gift...
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
Next up in my series of life's most irritating behaviours are these shitehawks:
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
Holy shit! Bruce Springsteen, with one of the most eloquent endorsements for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz you'll hear. The Boss also delivered one of the strongest repudiations of the loathsome piece of shit I've heard from anyone. Let's fucking goโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
He will never forget this.. ๐Ÿ˜Š xitter.gq/buitengebieden/status/โ€ฆ
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
Replying to @mrjamesob
@mrjamesob Following the announcement of the Grenfell Tower report, I thought I would pass on my experience. As you know I was a senior trading standards officer made redundant in 2010, one of the first to go as a result of Cameron's austerity cuts.
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
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My mate just found out he failed the RAF entrance exam. Apparently the bomb bay doors are not an Indian tribute band. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
#Banksy has adorned an external wall of the Sandford Police HQ
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This still makes me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
The football league is back ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ Barnet away!
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ
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Michael Austin โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ retweeted
"When is Christmas?"
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