Thanks @Hungerball for providing this for our Christmas break up party yesterday! Too busy playing at the time to take photos!
“The way government funds projects too often forces us to make big decisions at the point at which we know least.” medium.com/@sheldonline/the-…
Interesting article about the advances made in UK govt IT by GDS; and govt's odd reversion to the Bad Old Days xitter.gq/sheldonline/status/793…
I wrote a manual on government IT bullshit... medium.com/@sheldonline/the-…
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9) Ignore future capacity impacts and only use highest cost AWS pricing by ignoring reserved instances, spot, real utilisation etc.
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8) make assumptions on 95%+ utilisation and compare only flat loads i.e. ignore variation.
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7) ignoring staffing costs (you were employing them anyway), ignore opprtunity costs etc and maintenance is another budget.
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6) Start claiming AWS is low margin & discount any possibility of future price cuts.
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5) Ignore any ecosystem benefits of public cloud, be careful no-one looks at rates of agility / innovation / customer focus.
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4) Claim your security is "better" because you own it. Just hope no-one looks.
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3) depreciate items over 7 years including software developement etc. Ignore you'll be adding more.
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2) discount big ticket items (e.g. data centre) as sunk cost and therefore "free".
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Tips for making your private cloud viable. 1) ignore most of the cost and claim it's someone elses budget (e.g. power) ...
Revera has it's own video channel: youtube.com/watch?v=r8sqtv9Z…
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The cheapest pentest you'll ever get is sticking $5k in Bitcoin on your Domain Controller.
MC Kristian Cook kicks off the launch of @Revera_NZ Apollo Azure cloud services. #ApolloLive
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RT @kaythaney: Airport trolling at its finest. http://t.co/z7Z5YHdWzv < oh my. where can these be purchased? ;)
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HD microwave oven that finds and screens a funny YouTube video the same duration as your selected cooking time.
.@MicheleACourt presenting Sally Britnell with her Wellington Phoenix football prize from @Revera_NZ at #HINZ













