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Dennistoun, Glasgow
Joined January 2009
As always from the legend @jonronson, this was an exceptional read. Both nuanced and obsessive. He's a real life Fletch sometimes!
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Turns out I'm the traitor #thetraitorsus
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I wrote a quick song about how I don't want to make love all night because I've got work in the morning.
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Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my look
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The blockbusters hand jive but every time it loops it gets faster
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It's finally been answered and I can sleep now.
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FAO the twitter class of 2015 who are still here! Put a bunch of my daft old tshirt designs on teepublic, like British towns (mostly Scottish) as college shirts, death metal sitcoms, and that one with the mouse pointer to annoy your work colleagues on zoom calls.
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Tonight on that YOU TOOB, a Christmas special of my livestream Unknown Treasures!
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Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop. Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff. Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 LINK BELOW ⤵️
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A wee reminder for anyone who joins my daft music livestream UNKNOWN TREASURES, the next one is tomorrow 🗓️ 6 NOV 🕗 8-9pm on Y/ou/TyOOb
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