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Calling anyone you dislike a NAZI is not edgy, clever or funny. It’s disrespectful to the
6 MILLION Jewish people slaughtered by ACTUAL NAZIS and the few remaining Holocaust survivors.
John Oliver and everyone else who casually throws that word around should know better.
There are 6 MILLION other insults you can use.
Pick ONE.
#johnoliver
I need a lady in my life who loves, respects & cherishes me the way Hijab Hochul ADORES
Zoron The Moron.
That’s not a Governor, that’s the Mayor’s personal assistant.
#KathyHochul
MichaelRapaport retweeted
Replying to @MicahLasher
@MicahLasher the Constitution specifically establishes DC as a federal district, and statehood raises serious constitutional questions. My opponent Mamdani Supporter Micah Lasher supports DC statehood, which would add TWO new Senate seats in an overwhelmingly Democratic city. This is an unconstitutional partisan power grab. Micah is no moderate Democrat.
It FEELS like he Genocided these Jokes.
Theo Von steals jokes for his disgracefully unfunny new special
@joeroganhq @TheoVon @Shanemgillis @elonmusk
SAY SOMETHING!!!!
Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi just got sentenced to OVER 5 YEARS IN PRISON.
His crime in the past? Speaking out against the Terror Regime of IRAN
They’re seizing his assets, freezing his bank accounts & banning him from social media.
#FREEIRAN
MichaelRapaport retweeted
DEBUNKED: The “no corporate money” pledge.
Candidates like Abdul El-Sayed, Claire Valdez and Darializa Avila Chevalier have told voters plainly that they will accept no corporate money. But what does this actually mean?
Watch to see how candidates condemn “dark money” in the abstract while benefiting from it in practice.
Kathy Hijab Hochul says New York is a CAPITALIST state.
Meanwhile she’s campaigning all over NYC with Zoron The Moron, the SOCIALIST mayor.
So which is it, Kathy Hijab?
Capitalism on Tuesday, socialism on Wednesday, whatever gets you votes on Thursday?
New Yorkers deserve to know what the f*ck they’re actually voting for.
Actually YOU know what you’re voting for, are you willing to continue to get taken for a ride with this do nothing Hochul?
MichaelRapaport retweeted
I am a proud and loyal Democrat. I served in President Clinton’s National Security Council and worked for Madeleine Albright at the State Department. I ran for Congress as a Democrat, have voted Democratic all my life, and expect to continue doing so.
But I would never vote for Abdul El-Sayed. In my judgment, he does not represent the values of our party or our nation. I urge my fellow patriotic Democrats in Michigan to leave the Senate line blank or vote for Republican Mike Rogers.
This is an exceptional case, and I do not make this recommendation lightly. We can support Democratic majorities nationally while refusing to support a candidate who violates our core values. Loyalty to our party should strengthen our principles, never require us to abandon them.
MichaelRapaport retweeted
For those waking up:
Both Benjamin Netanyahu and Gadi Eisenkot declared victory last night. But with more than 76% of ballots counted, neither has a clear path to becoming prime minister.
Here’s where things stand:
➡️ Netanyahu’s bloc: 54 seats. His Likud party is the largest in the Knesset, and his political allies are now just seven seats short of the 61 needed for a majority.
➡️ Eisenkot’s bloc: 47 seats. The parties seeking to replace Netanyahu have fewer seats collectively, making their path to forming a government more complicated.
➡️ Arab-led parties: 19 seats. Their strong showing could make them pivotal to the outcome.
Several leaders in the anti-Netanyahu camp vowed during the campaign that they would not form a government with Arab-led parties. But that was then and I’ve been told politicians sometimes break promises.
There is another possibility: a minority government that takes office with the support of some parties and the abstention of others. That would also require difficult political compromises.
Netanyahu has his own challenge. Even with the largest party and the larger established bloc, he still needs additional support to form a government.
FYI: You can be a registered DEMOCRAT and vote for REPUBLICANS.
You can be a registered REPUBLICAN and vote for DEMOCRATS.
F*CK THE PARTY LABELS.
Vote for YOURSELF. Vote for YOUR CITY. Vote for YOUR STATE.
Vote for the PERSON, not the LETTER next to their name.
You don’t owe ANY political party anything.
Hey Piggggy ( and for the record I call both Male Pigs Pigs & Female Pigs Pigs look me up) who are you supporting for PM,President,Leader or Terror Team in Charge for GAZA? Judea Samaria?
You got nothing on that right Piggggy. This animal should be an inspiration to all that literally ANYONE can do anything in this country.Rashida the Hateful Animal is part of the American Government #ANYTHINGISPOSSIBLE
They’re all War Criminals? Everyone running for PM?
You Pig.
This is a sick lonley Ice Cream Eating P!g .
Hateful Pig.
MichaelRapaport retweeted
Let’s focus on what really matters.
@kylekuzma speaks out on Obama’s Michigan rally comments 🗣️
Vote this lowlife OUT of NEW YORK.
This lowlife is a racist pig
Gov. Hochul said her job would be 'a lot easier' if Netanyahu loses the election trib.al/OeUZJjY
Wow I feel like this was written for ME!!!
Thank you Aviva
Israel's first exit polls are in. According to News 12:
➡️ Likud, led by Benjamin Netanyahu: 24 seats
➡️ Yashar, led by Gadi Eisenkot: 22 seats
➡️ Beyachad, led by Naftali Bennett: 12 seats
➡️ Joint List, an alliance of Arab-led parties: 11 seats
➡️ The Democrats, led by Yair Golan: 9 seats
➡️ Yisrael Beiteinu, led by Avigdor Lieberman: 9 seats
Israeli Government Formation 101: Class is now in session.
Israel's parliament, the Knesset, has 120 seats. To form a government, a party leader needs to assemble a coalition with the support of at least 61 members.
Take note (it's on the exam): the leader of the party that wins the most seats doesn't automatically become prime minister. What matters is who can persuade enough other parties to join them and build a governing majority to get to 61 seats.
The political bargaining begins now. Party leaders will negotiate alliances, policy priorities, and cabinet positions to determine who can form the next government.
MichaelRapaport retweeted
Israel's first exit polls are in. According to News 12:
➡️ Likud, led by Benjamin Netanyahu: 24 seats
➡️ Yashar, led by Gadi Eisenkot: 22 seats
➡️ Beyachad, led by Naftali Bennett: 12 seats
➡️ Joint List, an alliance of Arab-led parties: 11 seats
➡️ The Democrats, led by Yair Golan: 9 seats
➡️ Yisrael Beiteinu, led by Avigdor Lieberman: 9 seats
Israeli Government Formation 101: Class is now in session.
Israel's parliament, the Knesset, has 120 seats. To form a government, a party leader needs to assemble a coalition with the support of at least 61 members.
Take note (it's on the exam): the leader of the party that wins the most seats doesn't automatically become prime minister. What matters is who can persuade enough other parties to join them and build a governing majority to get to 61 seats.
The political bargaining begins now. Party leaders will negotiate alliances, policy priorities, and cabinet positions to determine who can form the next government.
MichaelRapaport retweeted
Israel Election Explainer:
Winning the most seats doesn't mean winning the election. And tonight's exit polls show us exactly why.
Benjamin Netanyahu's Likud is projected to be the largest party in the Knesset. But when you add up the seats won by parties that are willing to govern together, the picture gets much more complicated.
Here's the breakdown (61 seats is the magic number to form a government):
➡️ Netanyahu's bloc: ~50 seats. These are parties generally aligned with Netanyahu and considered potential partners in his government.
➡️ The anti-Netanyahu bloc: ~53 seats. These are parties opposed to another Netanyahu government, although they don't necessarily agree on who should lead the country or what policies to pursue.
➡️ Arab-led parties (take that "apartheid"): 17 seats. These parties also oppose Netanyahu but are counted separately because they are not part of the main Zionist opposition bloc.
Remember, 61 seats are needed to command a majority in Israel's 120-seat parliament.
Neither of the two main blocs has enough seats to govern on its own. So what happens next?
Once the official results are in, Israel's president consults with the elected parties and decides which member of parliament has the best chance of forming a government. That person gets the first opportunity to assemble a coalition.
Netanyahu may get the first chance because Likud is projected to be the largest party, but that is not automatic. The president must consider who can actually assemble a majority.
Then come the negotiations. Party leaders will bargain over who joins the government, what policies it pursues, and who gets which cabinet positions.
And here's the twist: it's entirely possible that neither side will succeed and Israelis will hold another election.
Listen to the Representative Formally Known as Ilhan Omar, she will never steer you wrong
I VOTED!!! 🗳️🇺🇸 NEW YORK CITY, DISTRICT 12!!!
BRUCE, BRUCE, BRUCE BLAKEMAN for GOVERNOR!!!
CAROLYN SCHINKEL for DISTRICT 12!!!
I don’t think I’ve EVER been this fired up about an election.
Kathy Hijab Hochul, YOU STINK!!!
And Micah Lasher, we deserve WAY BETTER in District 12!!!
MichaelRapaport retweeted
.@elonmusk I'm trying. I'm an MIT grad and Harvard Law alum running for U.S. Congress in the eye of the storm, the heart of Manhattan, against a Mamdani supporter. Elon, the people are with us, but we could use your support. Help us make history and restore greatness to the greatest city in the world. Failure is not an option.
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