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#YNWA but sometimes… arrogance ends in tears 😭 Even if we were to win the #UCL, this victory is way… W A Y better.
You'll never walk alone, but sometimes you walk out without points 🤷‍♂️ #UCL
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You'll never walk alone, but sometimes you walk out without points 🤷‍♂️ #UCL
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Jota’s wife Rute shares a special memory with Luis Diaz and his wife ❤️
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CP won the community shield… after LFC won The League. Regardless, Gerrard is still an EPL legend. We didn’t win the title in ‘14 but we did in ‘20 & ‘25. When did CRY win it? Needed us to lose to feel like winners. Everyone loses games. Not everyone lifts the EPL trophy.
- Stopped them winning the title in 2014 - Ruined Gerrard’s Anfield farewell - Beat them in the Comm Shield - Blocked the Guehi move on Deadline Day - Beat them in September with a 97th min winner - Started their awful run of form - Knocked them out the EFL Cup We own Liverpool.
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This sounds low-key unconstitutional. Quote this law in its exact wording for us… please and thank you.
“Racial inequality” There are literal laws to prevent black people from getting a sentence higher than a white person. That’s inequality for white people. Black people steal and attack and murder and walk away the next week if not the next day. That’s black privilege.
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How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?
Name a bigger upgrade in footballing history.
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It's Liverpool against England today.
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Their age difference is 8 years so the math in this caption is not mathing. What are you going to do with your time after they (The Bidens & Trump) eventually pass on? Because this behavior of peddling misinformation is getting old; blatant abuse of the 1st Amendment.
Replying to @AHaschi
This is how it happened, Joe chested on his wife with the babysitter, Jill!
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Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️
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Happy Birthday, Paul @PaulMcCartney
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CHAMPIONS! And now we are HERE! 🖤🤍🏆 @Vodacom #URC #SHA
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Semi-final locked in 🔒 @Vodacom #URC #BULvSHA
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Ange Postecoglou said it and he did it👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Ange Postecoglou promised, and he delivered! Wow!
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Donald Trump Trumping at Cyril Ramaphosa against facts… pushing a false narrative in the Oval Office. Cyril with the PAPEST of responses. This legislation is the same in countries all over the world. Ayi.
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