Michael Smith

Bottle job all round today 🤣 #gerrin #SAFC

Just been to Asda, some lass knocked over a box of six glasses and smashed the lot, three different blokes in three different aisles all went ‘wheyy’ within seconds 🤣 #MerryChristmas

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Waited all day for the victorious putter throw and nowt 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤣

Gerrin you beautiful European bastards 👊🏼 Shane for the security, Tyrell for the outright 🤷🏼‍♂️🤞🏼 #RyderCup2025

Fuckin Temu Pep refusing to talk about us man, worra div. #SAFC

Tommy Watson just dished out the best leaving present since the lads in accounts got me a pen with tits on in 2001 👌🏼 #gerrin #SAFC #WearGoingUp

Ha’wayawayawayawayawayaaaaaaa!!! One final performance lads, forget us lot for now, just do yourselves proud 👊🏼 #SAFC #HawayTheLads

Our away kit is worthy of a Wembley run out like…everything happens for a reason 👊🏼 #SAFC

That was possibly the strangest header I’ve ever seen, but to be honest he could have wafted it in with his Nana’s slipper and I wouldn’t give a fluffy fuck. Gerrin! Sunlun go to Wembley 👊🏼 #SAFC #queserasera

Let’s get ready to Mundle 👊🏼 #safc

Get Rigg and Mundle on now to get the job done…I don’t like being stressed 👊🏼 #SAFC

Has Faldo got a cold or is he hammering the Augusta nose busta? #sniffsniff #TheMasters2025

Taking them points back up the A19 feels so much better than the 3 I won for speeding near Ingleby Barwick last season 🤣 #safc #gerrin #hawaythelads

Happy Birthday to The King, and my Queen 😜 @Faye_Tozer 😘 #actualroyalty #poproyalty

RIP Jaffe Joffer, King of Zamunda #jamesearljones 😔

I’ll never be ashamed of my city, ever. But there’s nowt stopping me from wishing that every single dickhead smashing it up right now gives birth to a hedgehog from their arse first thing in the morning

This is the real Sunderland, proud people who give a shit.

If I was a burglar in Sunderland I’d be heading straight for Patriot Street…

Chuck a few smoke bombs and the divs flipping cars and pavement dancing will go home thinking the chemtrails are gonna get them #sunderland