Will they use, say, stretchy, one-shot, um, Starship-shaped, coverings to contain leaks? #safespaceseX
#NewShepard, “What goes up must come down, yet still, wham! bam! thank you ma’am!”
Hey fellow White citizens who say there’s no #SystemicRacism in the USA. Imagine driving to a grocery store, following all traffic laws in a registered & insured car & get pulled over. Do you fear you might die whether you follow the cop’s instructions or not?
#BlackLivesMatter
The reality of being a reasonably sane US citizen these days:
It’s like a train wreck’s unfolding before your eyes, and it’s probably going squash you thinner than Norwegian flatbread, but there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.
Michael Stone-Richard retweeted
Hey, I co-wrote a new book!! PRE-ORDER IT NOWWWWW... universefaq.com
Michael Stone-Richard retweeted
now that I’m fully vaccinated, I just want you to know that I still won’t be able to make that thing because I don’t want to come.
Joe, Joe, Joe...#Neanderthals are humans, too! A more apt comparison would be Homo trumpinfluencsis, more commonly known as “MAGA Q.”
#InaugurationDay2021 triggered a #QAnonmeltdown. Rival factions are already having disagreements over where to move the goalposts.
Since 2021 has seemed like an extension of 2020 (the WORST!) I propose that we move the first 19 days of Jan 2021 back to Dec 2020. Jan 20th will be New Year's Eve & President Biden #InaugurationDay, and Jan 21st will become New Year's Day.
Get ready to party!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🍸🍸🍸🍸
Maybe the USA should lease a couple million acres in #Siberia? #CapitolRiots
"War On Christmas"? Nah! #atheists love Jesus Claus and his velociraptors, guided by Rudolph the Red-Nosed Velociraptor! Magic dust, anyone?















