i'm kirby

I’m never wrong because I speak in semantics.

5 seconds into washing my hands when I realized there isn't a urinal in the bathroom.

Mfw the mortician finished extracting grandpas corpse from the tub and they left the bath water intact

It was the unexpected who should have expected me

My body is a machine that turns $15 into $90

Post dinner SMX session, but I’m only hitting the arrows I feel like

Splashed spicy schezwan broth in my eye

Invite me to your house

The Nebraskon Biberty

Star

What’s the point

Chain smoker cat is gonna be the new L cosplay

Don’t get too comfortable When he gets hungry he’ll be out in no time

I am the real Liberty Biberty Approach me with extreme caution

how the cats be acting when you're scrubbing the litter box

With how much they throw the word soul around, the menu is pretty soulless

Got it

Better prep my rain wears Wednesdays gonna be a soaker

Good for you

Taking poppy to the vet and they got a dog in the lobby named Poppy

I wonder how chicken cock taste