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I may have shared this before but back when parents still disciplined their children, instead of getting the timeout chair + soap combo my dad would dump loads of cayenne on my tongue as I sat in my timeout chair. He thought he was a genius but it just made me to love spicy food
We are just a few years away from Sorority NIL deals
I’m excited to announce I quit my finance job to build the world’s first sorority marketing agency. Introducing: CampusLaunch.
In just 10 months we’ve worked with Nike, BodyArmor, Baywatch (Fox Entertainment), and were featured on the WSJ. Here’s how.
It started in my finance cubicle. I was scrolling on Tiktok, when a RushTok video showed up on my page - 150 Arizona sorority girls dancing to a trending sound.
The video had 43 Million views. I kept scrolling, and similar videos had racked millions of views.
Then I realized something: Brands can make their product the center of these videos.
I posted a tweet about the opportunity, and brands like BodyArmor booked sales calls. I quit my job and went all in.
Since then, we generated 50M views this August, and worked with Fox to promote the Baywatch trailer. Here’s what makes this work:
1. We build an experience that sorority girls love and genuinely want to post about.
2. We build the content engine to “flood the feed” with event based content
We’re pioneering a new category in campus marketing. Follow along for a crazy ride.
I get so much joy from waking up early on a Fall Sunday, sipping on a hot cup of coffee while watching the morning game with a holiday candle burning then going out out for a walk to grab a fresh bastone & some donuts
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Fuck yeah bro, Florida. Widespread political corruption, Conservative Latinos, Boomer overpopulation, Absurd inclement weather, Mad Max Fury Road commutes to work, Cops using your dead relatives identity like a skin suit, it's Florida dawg it's lit
A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/off…
Came home to 4 Prismatic Evolution Figure Collections, new suit, slacks & Barbour vest. Great mail day
