midwestern girl

Goose Island IPA + garlic chicken noodles + Fifth Element = perfect friday night in

Oceans are overrated #midwesternproblems

All the people on my facebook and twitter feeds insisting that I vote (and trying to influence my choice) only make me less likely to do it

What's worse: friend changes her status to "engaged" but doesn't post any photos, or the one who posts ring photos twice a day? #fbetiquette

@hannahlscott2 so proud!

Guy with the Chevy truck with a stove pipe exhaust coming out of the bed...you are so cool I don't even know how to deal #not #killyourself

What would I even do with myself if Gizmodo were blocked at work?

I had such a fantastic weekend...then I had to drive back to CT #midwesternproblems

#teamhatinCT RT @ZaaaneTM: Dudes tried too hard to look badass. If you have to try to be badass, you're not. #TeamFuckCoventry

Hey Taylor Swift, are we gonna get back together or what? #songsicantstand #puke

I know you're anxious about ordering your burrito, but can you please BACK THE FUCK UP? #personalspace

Just put on makeup while speeding on a two-lane road #midwesterngirlsolutions

90% of my socks are single, but you don't hear them whining about it

I hate myself for loving the new Maroon 5 song #hurtsogood

Thank god the Olympics are over, now we have more time for election commercials - said no one ever

Nothing makes me lose all faith in the human race quite like TLC programming

I would eat more fresh fruit if we had never perfected the fruit snack

Hey CT drivers: it's called cruise control. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

It's been insanely hot, so when I found a cute summer dress I was stoked to wear it. Now it's cold and rainy. I hate you, too, New England

Constantly worrying that someone might mistake your niceness for sarcastic niceness and think you're rude #midwesternproblems