SNL. Your friend.

New York/Los Angeles
Joined August 2009
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2021 watchin that ball drop tonight like
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Dorothy had a point. #SNL is new tonight at its usual time with the first ever #SNLAtHome!
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Ground control to @astro_g_dogg! Myself & @streetseidell are writing the Space Camp reboot for Disney & have some oddly specific spaceflight questions for a badass astronaut. You’re undoubtedly busy getting Elon to Mars but we figured we’d shoot our shot. DM us, Obi Wan Kenobi...
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Come for Slimey the worm’s deleted scene. Stay for seeing some of the many #SNL film dept wizards who pull off the impossible each week and somehow schedule, shoot, edit and in sometimes compose a full score for pretaped sketches in two days.
𝘗𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙮 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 and go behind the sketch with the team behind Grouch.
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Written with mad dad @streetseidell, directed by @DoronMaxHagay & co-starring my actual son in the role of my son! So proud of the boy! He was hoping for a shout out from @TVMcGee but hey, can’t win em all. Happy holidays to all the wiggly monsters out there.
Macy’s has the fashions that’ll have your little ones saying 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
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Canon: Matt Schatt’s first wife Alexandra passed away in a moped accident en route to Smurf-Con 2017 Also canon: No one cares except myself & @streetseidell but still...
Surprise Home Makeover is living up to its name today.
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Love this man.
A question from David S. Pumpkins, yes, THAT David S. Pumpkins: ANY QUESTIONS??? Hanx!
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Favorite backstage moment from last night’s #SNL was the show’s make up wizard @loufx2 saying: “I need to go measure Jason Momoa’s nipples” then casually exiting the room.
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Losing my voice the day of the show sucks ass. But writing this Oscar the GROUCH & Joker mashup trailer with @streetseidell based on an idea by @DavidKHarbour and having @paulbriganti direct it, was good times. #Scram
𝘗𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. #SNL
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Whoever bought that #Joe30330 domain name, get working on an insane, futuristic campaign website from the year 30,330 STAT
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Had fun playing a tool in @littlethemovie which is now available on digital! Charisma-machine @marsaimartin crushes this movie so hard, it’s ridiculous. She also exec produced it. At her age, I was sitting around in my No Fear tees watching Nicktoons.
Watch #LittleMovie today with Extras on @AppleTV, including gag reel and deleted scenes: uni.pictures/LittleiT
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Snagged an Opera Man rose. Tonight was so special. Thank you @AdamSandler #snl
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He’s onto us.
Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!
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After a decade away, he returns. Maddest of geniuses and the man who bestowed “I love lamp” upon the 🌎 @SteveCarrell hosts new @nbcsnl tomorrow night with 🎶 from the amazing @ellamai
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David Stumpkins is his own thing! And the skeleton brohams are part of it! Any questions? @lifeofmaxandmiles
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Come for the story of an unflinchingly loyal fan. Stay for what I can only assume is the very first Master Splinter reference in an ESPN article. A very entertaining glimpse into the passionate, giving, high-octane spirit of @TaranKillam
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As a former @UniStudios annual passholder, a legit goal of mine is to sub in as Megatron’s voice for just one session at the lower lot Transformers photo-op & razz guests with family friendly Decepticon-themed burns for 15 mins.
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