Back in my bartending days, we used to pour beer straight from the barrel. But apparently that’s not how it's done anymore. @StellaArtois showed me the importance of a perfectly poured Stella & now you can try one for FREE. Claim yours now MyCooler.com/StellaPerfectPo…
Dorothy had a point. #SNL is new tonight at its usual time with the first ever #SNLAtHome!
Ground control to @astro_g_dogg! Myself & @streetseidell are writing the Space Camp reboot for Disney & have some oddly specific spaceflight questions for a badass astronaut. You’re undoubtedly busy getting Elon to Mars but we figured we’d shoot our shot. DM us, Obi Wan Kenobi...
Come for Slimey the worm’s deleted scene. Stay for seeing some of the many #SNL film dept wizards who pull off the impossible each week and somehow schedule, shoot, edit and in sometimes compose a full score for pretaped sketches in two days.
Written with mad dad @streetseidell, directed by @DoronMaxHagay & co-starring my actual son in the role of my son! So proud of the boy! He was hoping for a shout out from @TVMcGee but hey, can’t win em all. Happy holidays to all the wiggly monsters out there.
Canon: Matt Schatt’s first wife Alexandra passed away in a moped accident en route to Smurf-Con 2017
Also canon: No one cares except myself & @streetseidell but still...
Losing my voice the day of the show sucks ass. But writing this Oscar the GROUCH & Joker mashup trailer with @streetseidell based on an idea by @DavidKHarbour and having @paulbriganti direct it, was good times. #Scram
Whoever bought that #Joe30330 domain name, get working on an insane, futuristic campaign website from the year 30,330 STAT
Had fun playing a tool in @littlethemovie which is now available on digital! Charisma-machine @marsaimartin crushes this movie so hard, it’s ridiculous. She also exec produced it. At her age, I was sitting around in my No Fear tees watching Nicktoons.
Watch #LittleMovie today with Extras on @AppleTV, including gag reel and deleted scenes: uni.pictures/LittleiT
Snagged an Opera Man rose. Tonight was so special. Thank you @AdamSandler #snl
After a decade away, he returns. Maddest of geniuses and the man who bestowed “I love lamp” upon the 🌎 @SteveCarrell hosts new @nbcsnl tomorrow night with 🎶 from the amazing @ellamai
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David Stumpkins is his own thing! And the skeleton brohams are part of it! Any questions? @lifeofmaxandmiles
Come for the story of an unflinchingly loyal fan. Stay for what I can only assume is the very first Master Splinter reference in an ESPN article. A very entertaining glimpse into the passionate, giving, high-octane spirit of @TaranKillam
As a former @UniStudios annual passholder, a legit goal of mine is to sub in as Megatron’s voice for just one session at the lower lot Transformers photo-op & razz guests with family friendly Decepticon-themed burns for 15 mins.











