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There comes a point when a manβs inconsistency stops giving you anxiety and starts giving you the ick.
And that is a beautiful day.
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Having a kid showed me that I actually donβt want a lot of kids like I thought I did. ππMotherhood will humble you and make you rethink your entire life plan.
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Being horny in your 30s is weird cause you realize you really donβt need or want anybody yet the sex drive be all time high
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Iβve finally bought a laptop with my money.
For context: Iβve never bought or owned a laptop before in my life, so this is a big deal for meπ₯Ή
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if they knew to hide it from you, they knew that sht was wrong. it wasn't a mistake, it was a choice
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When Eve needed a husband, God didnβt give her a broke man, a single father of 5, or a man with 50 body counts. He gave her a virgin. His name was Adam.
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In Botswana π§πΌ everything that goes well, it is because of the new government and anything that doesn't go well is blamed on the previous government.
Have never heard anyone from the new government saying "this is our fault".
The guys believe they're doing everything right β at Botswana
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Once you realise men use pregnancy as a tool to trap and humble women, you would only have children when you are fully ready.































