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Wanjiru🌸

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Random thoughts! A ticking time bomb!🌸

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Joined July 2024
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Unsolicited advice: Put more effort into friendships the same way you put effort into relationships.👀
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The man you say yes to and the man you end up living with can be two different people. I’m always saying, having a good partner is pure luck. There’s no technique that puts you above the program.
Faffie-dzashe (@Faffiedzashe) profile pictureFaffie-dzashe
@FaffiedzasheNov 4
even if you are in a hurry please marry a kind man
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rabid dog@unrequietNov 6
i stopped watching true crime when i realized it was all just femicide
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Can we normalize being excited about the little girly things again? Fresh pajamas, perfume, pretty hair, cute cups, and new lip gloss. 😭🎀
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Bluma@x25princessNov 6
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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I would really love to have a wholesome December. No heavy partying, just lunch dates with my favourite people, good food, meaningful conversations and quality time with the people I love. Nothing too hectic, just enjoying the little things and making beautiful memories
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ivy 🌟@urculturecriticNov 5
this video being the PERFECT ONE for this scenario 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Goddess 🎀 (@prn63ss) profile pictureGoddess 🎀@prn63ssNov 5
my friend and i both liked the same guy but i hate competition n drama so i let her have him n started talking to someone else. today she told me he gave her chlamydia…
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belly@legalizeKayNov 6
As long as I’m childfree my only real job is to be sexy
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s k y e@SkyeAsiyanbiNov 5
I could not imagine coparenting with a man who broke my heart 😭 like just take the baby and both of yall leave me tf alone
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💗@aishbatsNov 5
thinking u like a guy bc he’s fun to talk to but then u realize that u are literally the reason why the conversation is fun so u are basically in love with yourself (happened to me at least 7 times)
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This is my guilty pleasure 😂😂😂. A luhya, luo or kissii man kuoneshwa mambo na Kamba or kikuyu babes huwa inadonjo.
💀 (@KAANAtion) profile picture💀@KAANAtionNov 4
Hawa hua wanaacha their gloriously melanated and heavily endowed Lakeside queens wanaenda kugeuzwa motivational speakers kwa wenyewe.
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Timoshenko@KianangihNov 4
The parent who remained and brought up the children ameitwa "a damaged woman" Hahaha
Renaissance ⚔️ Morio (@RamzZy_) profile pictureRenaissance ⚔️ Morio@RamzZy_Nov 3
Listen to that man cos sometimes you harbor resentment for someone who chose not to fight with a damaged woman. I know it sucks, but you need to know who was the problem between your mother & father so that it doesn’t affect how you show up in your own romantic relationships. 😂
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People say I have pretty eyes but that's where my demons hide.
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Finding out that your instincts were spot on and you were never wrong. That's freeing!
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@SquigglemoonzoNov 3
that's the beauty of being that bitch. you can have the most dramatic emotional breakdown of your life and still come back swinging
AKT (@Aloo_Ki_Tikki) profile pictureAKT@Aloo_Ki_TikkiNov 3
Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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All the women throughout history that died from childbirth
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SP (@ScythianPG) profile pictureSP
@ScythianPGNov 3
Do women realize that their bodies are literally made to give birth? You’re gonna be okay
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It's the random tweets that be blowing up!!!😬
Wanjiru🌸 (@miniwanjiru) profile pictureWanjiru🌸@miniwanjiruNov 3
I love dating financially stable men because it's really easy to know if they like you or not.
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She⚖️🇰🇪@KhaleeseeMNov 3
Maua yamenifikia hapa Lower Lavington in my expensive bedsitter and I don't know how to act😭😭 Nimekaa nazo hapa kwa study table sitaki hata zitoke kwa mkono. Hivi ndio watu mko kwa relationships huwa mnaskia every weekend mkiletewa Maua?🥹🥹
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Patpat💖🌸@_num4Nov 3
Niko kwa graduation list and I can't stop crying 😭 a whole 8 years man finally 😭😭😭
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Idk about you but one month's all I need.
Anas (@belike_Anas) profile pictureAnas
@belike_AnasNov 3
11 months with zero achievement. 💔
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★@azulhhadaaNov 2
disfrutando de todo lo que me regala el pretty privilege
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