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Three Portlands
Joined August 2019
there's no way that poland is a real country
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Young Iris hiding from the world. #SCPFoundation #scp105 #scp
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I did what i said i would do #SCPfoundation #scp105
Wait scp 105 with kidnapping and heiress wait im gonna do this after i finish studying for bio
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Idol culture can be very funny. What do you mean you hand-selected and, often, cosmetically engineered the most attractive young adults on Earth and put them all in one industry and they're not allowed to date each other because they serve as romantic tulpas for faceless gooners
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+ "you know what i'd really like?" - "tell me" + "a website" - "...we can do a website" + "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website" - "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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when you highkey want to bash your head against the wall but you have to cook lunch
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my moodswings are soo back 🎉
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I know that people call you autistic or German for this but I really can't look at build hacks like this and not just see a bunch of [functional block] being used in a weird way rather than whatever the author is intending
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It's annoying because 'medieval fantasy character struggles with gender identity' is a really interesting/cool plot point but choosing to frame it in this incredibly contemporary, tumblr-blog-ish way is both tonally immersion breaking and a wasted storytelling opportunity
This is a codex entry in Dragon Age Veilguard for one of the characters. OH I WONDER WHY IT FAILED 🥴
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i find it hilarious that after decades of squeezing every last drop of blood out of the middle class, now capitalists are complaining that not enough people are eating at restaurants, taking trips, using airlines, or buying crap from box stores.
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if you're 13 year old girl and shy, they'll kill u
A woman just passed her item and money to her daughter who looks easily 13 at least and tells her to go pay. The kid looks at her mom and says "I have to pay for it?" And the mom said "it's my money, I think you can handle it" the daughter comes up. She does not greet me back.
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I do believe there were SuperWhoLock fans on tumblr dot com who were fans for the gifs but never watched any of the associated shows. Being a “fan” of a media without consuming its source material is an interesting social phenomenon to be sure…
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how do i make this about
if there was an immortal baby would they be called an infanant
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Replying to @SCPConfession
on scptwt if you ask scp fans to actually engage with the thing they're a fan of they'll call you pretentious
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i really cannot have respect for english speakers who say that polish language looks like a keyboard smahs where in english you have unironically words with "phth" all right next to each other
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It’s literally the place where SCPs, tales, and canons are submitted. It’s not like a fandom wiki, it’s literally where THE media is found and is the source material.
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starting to think some scp fans may be illiterate, which is scary for a fandom with a source based entirely around reading and writing.
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there isn’t any right or wrong way to enjoy scp, but if you aren’t engaging with any onsite content (either by actually reading the wiki or listening to readings) then i’m going to side eye you a hell of a lot
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liberum veto to jest chyba najdebilniejszy przepis prawny w historii ludzkości, i oczywiście wpadli na niego p*lacy
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people always so surprised we still use XD but they dont know we actually say it out loud too
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IF YOU ENJOY THE CONCEPT OF A THING...WHY DON'T YOU READ THE ACTUAL THING 😭???
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cmonnn bro 😭 i got interested in scp through simplified comics on youtube, so THEN i started reading the wiki. why wouldn't i? why wouldn't you? IF YOU LIKE THE THINGS WHY DONT YOU READ THE THINGS
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