@ricksredmachete

Hi! For those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.

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Joined April 2020
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Miss P@missphavin9h
I think one of the unfortunate things abt being accommodating is that ppl eventually stop recognizing your flexibility as something you're choosing to give them. It becomes the baseline for the relationship. Then the first time you prioritize yourself, you’re demonized
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Blair@vanillabun77723h
not now sweetie, mommy is busy analyzing the situation from multiple perspectives
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Replying to @NotUncleRunk
What's the fucking purpose of going to the movies then just giving a kid a device for them to be distrubive with. This is why we say it's not the kids it's the damn parents
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sna!@omoge55516h
two years ago i thought this is the best she’d ever looked and then last tuesday she damn near slapped me w how good she looked
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@music__dataOct 25
2 years ago today, @theestallion released ‘BIGGER IN TEXAS’.
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I'm glad I left out the part of the interaction where I drew my gun and shot this child point blank in the chest for not saying please and thank you or you guys would have really took this story and run, huh
spike's pet@ricksredmacheteOct 25
A woman just passed her item and money to her daughter who looks easily 13 at least and tells her to go pay. The kid looks at her mom and says "I have to pay for it?" And the mom said "it's my money, I think you can handle it" the daughter comes up. She does not greet me back.
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deejaye@4everkalavanei19h
I had thin ice on repeat for 35 min on a stairmaster with little fatigue.. megan is a spellcaster idk
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spike's pet retweeted
Tulip 💐
@cutelipssxOct 26
I've begged my elderly parents to move in with us. No downsize to a safer house. No. Move closer to us. No. Now Dad's in the hospital, Mom needs a ride home and someone to stay overnight, and I have to work tomorrow and get my kids ready for school. This was entirely preventable. I've offered every reasonable solution, and they've refused them all. Older generations, you cannot insist on doing everything your way and then expect your adult children to rearrange their lives to make it work…
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This Africa-based account spams made-up stories as engagement bait. x.com/cutelipssx
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i find it hilarious that after decades of squeezing every last drop of blood out of the middle class, now capitalists are complaining that not enough people are eating at restaurants, taking trips, using airlines, or buying crap from box stores.
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🛒@tayhader21h
Reminds me of this 😭😭
lay@1oflayyOct 25
First time a nigga smack you do be unbelievable tho like wait it’s me your gf
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Dyylas@DylanDyylas16h
nicki minaj cant even vote btw her husband is a predator btw her brother is a predator btw the president she supports is a predator btw
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may@marikilahfanOct 26
my one irrational wish is to see shauna hallucinate jackie as some age other than the one she died as
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zafira 🍉@estrogenadonis18h
being white means another white person you don’t even know will be completely comfortable saying some racist shit to you if you talk to them for more than 5 minutes
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Problemochile©
@problemochile18h
We living in a reality where trump probably cracking nicki minaj
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kenno@kennedstew19h
WHERE WERE YALL music.apple.com/us/album/whe…

Whenever by Megan Thee Stallion on Apple Music

Song · 2025 · Duration 2:45

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Caitlin@caitlin_mmmOct 25
Whenever I can feel a guy doing the slow fade thing on me I just keep texting them like normal or even more so, refusing to let them know I’m taking the hint because this is basically a class I do in conditioning men to just say “hey I’m not interested sorry”
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Ash@H1TWOM4N21h
Starting a relationship with someone who is obsessed with you parasocially is like only one level above having a ChatGPT wife
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Plies
@pliesOct 26
I’m Still Sitting Here Thinking About This Do I Have This Right??? A Married Man Told Someone Else’s Wife. To Stand Up So Everyone Can See Her Azz!!! An A Room Full Of So Called Christians/Evangelicals Applauded It!!!! Do I Have That Right????
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So much winning they thinking it’s rigged
Ms. Googly Eyed Bitch@ColdBihOct 25
Music so good they thinkin it AI 🤭🙂‍↕️
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You’re supposed to grow out of this at 20 so that you don’t fuck other people’s husbands btw
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 24
“Unlike other men, Ethan told me I’m great the way I am, and that meant a lot to me”
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johnna paige.@lowkeyjohnnaOct 26
People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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