Aajonus on how monkeys who eat too much fruit go on killing sprees, lol. I think the kernel of truth that he's referencing and distorting is that monkeys can get slightly drunk binging on fermented fruit, and being drunk can lead to aggression.
Apparently the primal diet where you eat raw brains is the same thing as peating where you eat gelatin & sugar. I thought they were different, but apparently it's all #DarkNutrition. By combining it all, I think I've hit on the perfect food! Am I doing this right, @SophieHaigney?
At some point I noticed that more and more people seemed to be telling me: everything you think you know about food is wrong. This led me down a rabbit hole that I’ve come to think of as “dark nutrition.” I wrote about this whole world for @NYTmag nytimes.com/2026/10/21/magaz…
Not to endorse the junk food on the left, but I feel like you could eat a ton of the leaves on the right and still not feel satiated. Plus, people who eat salad almost always put some sort of fat-based dressing on it, which would raise the calories significantly.
I like how part of her argument against the apostle Paul is calling him an ugly manlet 😭
The worst people you know are fantasizing about a future where they get everything they want, and even they are portraying that as a depressing hellhole without ice cream.
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