Misflix

#nw #Hysteria on @peacock and my wife just said “ @GroovyBruce hasn’t aged in 20 years.”

.@dlseuss I am a former student of yours, in fact you gave me honors on my S.I.P. I’m trying to get a hold of you because you’ve been the only teacher I’ve ever had to help me get the creative on the paper.

.@sethmeyers @thelonelyisland pulled some reverse psychology on me during their two part #hotrod podcast and showed it to the kids for family movie night. This scene alone is worth the watch. Also, #frisbeesucks m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjgY4…

I don’t know how the movie Draft Day got made. The studio thinking people would want to go to the theaters to watch the Browns draft day is a fever dream, yet, I watch this movie every year.

I think of this scene every time my kids open the door the wrong way.

This is the second @Spalding basketball my son has gone through since Xmas I got from @Target All he does is dribble with it. Either the streets are tough where I live or this ball is trash.

This has Cramblin Advertising written all over it. @RealKevinNash @SamRichardson @Detroiters

.@lildickytweets Apparently you were on a podcast my wife listens to and in the whitest voice she asked me, “Do you know Lil Dicky…you know Dave.” I was so confused that those words came out of her mouth I just stood there and said. “Are you talking about the rapper?”

.@BarrySanders You are Detroit Lions football. I can’t tell you how cool it’s been to see you on the field again. Will you be suiting up for the game against the Bucs? If the answer is yes, do not respond to this tweet.

.@SamRichardson I’m anxious about the Lions game on Sunday. Any words of advice to calm my soul? #DetroitLions

Watching Attack of the Clones with my son. Not sure how this was rated PG when Mace Windu decapitates Jango Fett while his son watches on. He cut his head off!!!!!

.@jerrythornton I’m a Lions fan. I have dealt with the struggles of this organization since I can remember. I wish they had a dynasty like the Patriots did. Serious question…are some Pats fans greedy or just like to complain?

I remember walking in Beverly Hills on a random week day. I happen to walk by @hwinkler4real I didn’t bug him, we didn’t talk all I thought to myself was, “He seems like a genuinely nice guy.”

.@stoolpresidente Bram Spitael is trying to get ahold of you. He doesn’t have social media so I’m trying to get you his number if you want it. #GoBlue

.@rianjohnson After loving #pokerface my brother said I’d love Columbo. While they are different, they are similar so I’m wondering if in season 2 she will be getting a bassist hound?

Look @CouRageJD on a commercial during the @Lions game.

This is the closest we will get to a sequel for Drive. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQAIkH…