𝓛𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘈𝘚.

ᅠ ᅠ 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃——#𝟹𝟾𝟶, 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙰𝚂, 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙴𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙾𝙺𝙴́𝙼𝙾𝙽. ᅠ ᅠ

"UUBL" stands for Ultra Unstoppable Beautiful Latias.

She has no known egg group and cannot breed. To truly establish dominance, insta-loss her so thoroughly you make her compatible to breed with you. 😵‍💫

Legendary PAWG who gets bullied by average, common, low BST mons...

For the record, her name is 'Latias'; Lah-Tee-Ahs. It is not pronounced anything like "𝙇𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙔 𝘼𝙎𝙎". Many humans make this mistake.

Mega Latias is a bit cold... a 'bitch' in human terms.

; Latias isn't even a gijinka she's just a Pokémon larping

Do humans fly with wings, or do they float... ? Not that she's not a human, of course! She's just... double checking!

She has discovered that most humans have 'jobs', so she got one of her own. Due to her Psychic abilities, it's very easy! However, she's confused why all the humans look so surprised, and why they aren't using any of THEIR telekinetic powers... humans DO have those, right?

She knows so little about humanity, all you have to do to drill her is insist on demonstrating a 'mating press' to her.

Good luck seeing through her disguise!!

Ah! So... should they be smaller!? Or bigger? Or, or...

What about it?

Alola!! Is she doing it right?

Unfh. She's been trying to make her disguise's boobs smaller to blend in with humans, but it's not working...

Staring... vacantly...

She engages in human-esque activities and makes roughly... normal people... wages. And other such things.

It's a joke! And she loves jokes. Like, 'why did the Torchic cross the road', an other jokes told by people! And not Pokémon. 😥😥

You think she's a Pokémon? Thats crazy. That is such a crazy thing to say. She looks human, and wears human clothing, just like other humans do. And she does very human work at her human job. Which she has because she is a human, and certainly not a Pokémon having shapeshifted.

Treat Pokémon with respect every day. Try that.