When I think about Jesus I just start crying fr 🥺 his love is just so pure and unconditional it’s beautiful
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Call it being 26 but I just can’t be bothered with certain behaviors like I gotta figure out my insurance rn idgaf that you don’t text
Got my wisdom teeth removed and i accidently overdosed on that oxycodone prescription they gave me 💀 thought i was gonna die fr
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my intuition is crazy. i can literally have zero evidence of what is going on but still know there’s a whole script running behind my back. i am never wrong.
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I wanna attempt to go ghost for 1-2 years without any social media but Tiktok & Twitter, just living my private happy life😭😭
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Farted so hard while using a buttplug that it shot out like a bullet and it went through my drywall and put a hole straight through my elderly neighbours chest next door and killed them instantly












