@mk700

Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine | Link to my #vss365 tweets below.

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"Sholmes,penguin enclosure's open" "Those wet #sneakers are Geriarty’s, Hatson" "Has he stolen a penguin?" “No, he enrolled it in his training session " "Training?" "He's training it to steal wallets" "Why penguin?" "His usual accomplices are demanding hikes" #vss365
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"Sholmes, every bar stool is missing" "Geriarty is testing their #commitment, Hatson" "To what? Drinking while standing?" “Precisely. He believes a customer who can balance three drinks deserves an appreciation" #vss365
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"Sholmes, all the departure boards of the airport display the word 'Maybe' " "Geriarty is questioning passengers' #commitment to travel, Hatson" "But passengers need definite answers" "He wants them to develop emotional resilience before boarding,Hatson" #vss365
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Have a terrific Thursday friends 💐
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 retweeted
Baba Krishna Mohan Rebbapragada
@cricketluvers18h
Replying to @cricketluvers @GHMCOnline @CommissionrGHMC @ZC_Secunderabad @TelanganaCS
When I make a whatsapp complaint, the app is taking me in circles asking the same question over and over again 🤔😖
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"Sholmes, all the prices of menu dishes have disappeared" "Geriarty is #fueling a test of customer patience, Hatson" "How will people order?" "He wants the diners to guess the prices and appreciate the surprise when the bill arrives" #vss365
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"Sholmes, every painting in the gallery is hanging upside down" "Geriarty is #fueling an artistic movement, Hatson" "What movement?" "He wants critics to spend hours explaining why the mistake is actually brilliant" #vss365
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Have a wonderful Wednesday friends 💐💐
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"Sholmes,the librarian is #nervous. Every bookmark has disappeared" "Geriarty is our culprit,Hatson" "Why do that?" "He wants readers to abandon their books and buy his invention" "What is it?" "A bookmark that reads the story aloud including the pages you skipped" #vss365
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"Sholmes, the lifeguard is #nervous All the pool ladders have vanished" "Geriarty,Hatson" "But why?" "He's teaching swimmers the true meaning of being stuck" "Will he charge them to get out?" "Of course.His new business plan.. Swimming is free,you pay to get out" #vss365
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Have a terrific Tuesday friends 💐
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"Sholmes, all the room keys have disappeared" "Geriarty is #training hotel guests in memory, Hatson" "How?" "By making them remember which rooms they booked before they sleep in the wrong ones" #vss365
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 retweeted
The Hindu
@the_hinduOct 19
Flagging "wrongful deletions" in the Special Intensive Revision (SIR) of electoral rolls, the Congress on Monday (October 19, 2026) demanded that the "unconstitutional" process be stopped immediately and that all voters who were illegitimately deleted be restored to the voters' list. thehindu.com/news/national/u…

Unconstitutional SIR must be stopped, all illegitimately deleted voters must be restored: Congress

Congress demands halt to unconstitutional SIR, restoration of all illegitimately deleted voters amid reports of ASDD deletions and flawed camps.

thehindu.com
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"Sholmes, can't find luggage scales, they disappeared" "Geriarty is #training airport staff in estimation, Hatson" "But passengers will never know their baggage weight" "Exactly.His next lesson- how to charge excess fees based entirely on facial expressions,Hatson" #vss365
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Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐
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"Sholmes, somebody has stolen the doctor’s stethoscope" "Look at those #sneakers, Hatson. Geriarty was here" "Does he want to practise medicine?" "Worse. He plans to diagnose his own crimes" "Can he?" "Ofcourse, Hatson. He always concludes that he is innocent" #vss365
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