Booked comedy clubs, produced comedy festivals, managed comedians, coordinated, executive assisted and worked as somebody's bitch for a year.
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We’re actually running the math on how much time we’ll be able to sit in the bathroom without causing too much panic.
Now add that to the BRB after we do the dishes and you get the full 30 minutes we need to survive!
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Anyone else find it odd that we’ve never seen Mitch McConnell and the Herring King in the same room together?!
Off Taiwan's coast, divers found a "Doomsday fish" — a giant Herring king associated with earthquake predictions. Its size and shape resembling a sea serpent, locals consider it an ominous sign in Japanese mythology
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I feel like more people would care if Wagner was some dude on @VanderpumpRules
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I grew up watching Evening @ The Improv which is why I’m in this business today!
And I was so lucky to see Budd every day when I booked the Hollywood Improv & he not only knew my name, but said it with such joy like he was bringing up one of his favorite comics!
Love you Bud!
I'd fire him just for making this comment! Blames the team for "sputtering" and then says this?! And I didn't even have money on the game!
"If I had (to do) it over, I wouldn’t make the call.”
'Huskers' Frost on failed onside kick: 'It's on me' espn.com/college-football/st…
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What’s your record @fivebelow because I just dropped $340!
Didn’t know we needed 17 pool rafts, a Tie Dye shirt maker, more pillows for the couch, towels and more toys but I loved it!
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FUCK! I wasn't even thinking and just watched this w/ the sound on when my 8 yr old heard it from afar & looked at me in complete horror wondering if what he heard was true. I had to lie & say it was from a movie because at least in the movies, something good happens at the end!
In all fairness there’s audio of the horse telling a Jada Pinkett-Smith joke right before it happened…
This new @johnkrasinski movie looks really good but who’s the other actress?
Wrong Answers Only
Me First: Tina Yothers
Great Master Class breakdown from @m4penta and really interesting on how Elon used Twitter to buy Twitter.
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Is there a better fast food invention that can beat the Crunch Wrap Supreme from @tacobell
And no I didn’t just eat one in my car parked in a Target before noon thinking about it
