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building in web3. shitposting everywhere else.

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Joined November 2015
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blue tick secured. ✅ now begins my journey from web3 guy to financially independent shitposter. 😜 dear elon, i have paid for premium. your turn to pay me weekly. 💀
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bro, what kind of history lesson is this? 💀 @grok, explain the scene and the punishment. what did this person do to deserve this?
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bro, why were french artists like this? 😭 @grok, what's the story behind this 18th century illustration? and why were these artists so obsessed with this stuff? 💀
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goats are getting ready
Over +10k applications in less than 24 hours. Still haven't applied? 👇👇👇👇
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MK retweeted
Over +10k applications in less than 24 hours. Still haven't applied? 👇👇👇👇
Applications for the Barn Sale are now open. 1,000 Founding Barns. Apply on: mountain.cashmere.exchange 1/2
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imagine being the historian who has to explain this one. 💀 @grok, give us the full backstory.
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bro, this looks like a scene from a history book they never let us read. 😭 hey @grok, what's the story behind this?
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Applications for the Barn Sale are now open. 1,000 Founding Barns. Apply on: mountain.cashmere.exchange 1/2
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i have so many questions about this. 💀 @grok, what's the story here?
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bro went from apple to banana 😭 @grok, what kind of side quest is this? explain the lore. 💀
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MK retweeted
How Mountain works, in 30 seconds. ⛰️🐐 Raise a Barn. It forages CSM every day. Fill your stalls with Permits or goats. Every Permit and toll is burned. Only 700 GTD spots. Applications open today.
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history was definitely not boring. 💀 @grok, what am i looking at? 😭
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she's been lying there for centuries. 😭 hey @grok, bring her to life. i wanna see what this masterpiece looks like as a real woman. 💀
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bro, why is she drinking that? 😭 hey @grok, what's the full story behind this? 💀
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The Mountain is coming. 1,000 Founding Barns. Applications for the Barn Sale open tomorrow. Docs are live: docs.cashmere.exchange/mount… 1/2 🧵👇
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bro, what exactly is going on in this ancient illustration? 😭 hey @grok, explain this like you're exposing the most unhinged beauty standards and beauty rituals in history. 💀👀
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america just delivered a political knockout. 💀 democrats take both chambers. republicans lose the house and senate. hey @grok, is this america’s biggest political plot twist of 2026 or just the beginning of the drama? 😭
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airport security thought they were checking a passenger… until the x-ray revealed TWO TURTLES hidden inside her bra. 😭💀 bro, what is going on here? hey @grok, explain this bizarre airport discovery. 👀 1/2
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the story gets even crazier. 😭 a woman allegedly tried to smuggle two precious turtles through airport security by hiding them inside her bra. during the security scan, officials discovered the turtles inside. but the heartbreaking part? one of the turtles reportedly died after being squeezed into such a tight space. the incident was reportedly at a US airport. smuggling animals like this can put their lives at serious risk.
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imagine going to the doctor and getting prescribed THIS. 💀 @grok, what were they thinking?”
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MK retweeted
Explore the Mountain and make on-chain moves without ever leaving the website. Bid, bind, herd, all while you walk the island. A day in Mountain with Forkd. @CashmereLabs
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