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50, French Canadian/Scottish/Jamaican, #Atheist, #Single, #Virgin (I've never been on a #date, never been #kissed, never had a #girlfriend and never had #sex)

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Joined March 2007
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Has anyone had to report any posts lately? If so, are you getting notifications that somethingโ€™s been done about them? I donโ€™t mean the notification confirming that your report was received. Iโ€™ve reported several posts over the last few weeks and havenโ€™t heard anything back.
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So us Canadians are interfering in your elections, that's definitely the pot calling the kettle black because you americans have been interfering in our elections for the past 2 trump presidencies! Heck, you've got americans interfering in the Alberta referendum right now among other municipal, provincial, and federal elections! @USAmbCanada @CanadianPM @ABDanielleSmith
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We're giving away a CONTROL Resonant custom wrapped NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 to celebrate its official release with #RTXON. To enter: ๐ŸŸข Share this post ๐ŸŸข Comment #RTXON T&Cs: nvda.ws/4z24Gcq
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Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
We're giving away a CONTROL Resonant custom wrapped NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 to celebrate its official release with #RTXON. To enter: ๐ŸŸข Share this post ๐ŸŸข Comment #RTXON T&Cs: nvda.ws/4z24Gcq
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I made a substantial order at @McDonaldsCanada through @UberEats (@Uber_Support/@Uber_Canada), does the following look like a large order of French fries to you, because it sure as heck does not look like a large order of French fries to me..?!
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Quick note on the co-authored credit here -- I'd pulled this repo into Claude Code so I could work on a few things from my phone (no computer at the time), and I use it to audit anything I write anyway. It went ahead and audited without being asked, turned up a handful of small things, and after fixing those I bumped the versions and had it do the commit and merge. Hence the credit on 1.0.1 and 1.1.1.
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Disappointing Experience with Chicken Kitchen I recently placed a delivery order for a five-piece chicken tender meal from Chicken Kitchen. I specifically chose to order from them this evening because they were heavily advertising a "Buy One, Get One Free" promotion on the @UberEats app. Based on the clear wording of this BOGO offer, I fully expected my delivery to include ten pieces of chicken in total. Unfortunately, when the driver dropped off my food and I unpacked the bag, I discovered that I had only received the standard five pieces. Order Breakdown and Frustrations: * Promised Order: 10 pieces total (Buy 1, Get 1 Free on a 5-piece meal) * Actual Delivery: 5 pieces * Total Cost: Nearly $50 To say I am unimpressed would be a massive understatement. I spent nearly fifty dollars on this delivery, which is a steep price to pay when you only receive half of the food you were promised. It is incredibly frustrating to be misled by a promotional campaign, and quite frankly, it feels like the restaurant essentially stole my money by not honouring their end of the transaction. I expect better quality control and accountability from both Chicken Kitchen and Uber Eats, and I would like to see this situation rectified immediately. @Uber_Support @Uber_Canada @Uber
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Do the following: @GOOGLE "CHA CHA SLIDE" ON YOUR PHONE. CLICK ON THE SPARKLING ๐ŸŽค AND EVERY ICON THAT SHOWS UP AFTER. THANK ME LATER. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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IT IS NOW MY 50TH #BIRTHDAY, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A #MILESTONE, BUT I'VE GOT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL TO SHOW FOR MY LIFE! I'M STILL #SINGLE AND A #VIRGIN WHO HAS NEVER BEEN ON A #DATE, NEVER BEEN #KISSED, NEVER HAD A #GIRLFRIEND, AND NEVER HAD #SEX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
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I have a question for both of you [@pasekandpaul]! Why does the chorus in "A Million Dreams" from "The @GreatestShowman" (2017): ''Cause every night I lie in bed The brightest colors fill my head A million dreams are keepin' me awake I think of what the world could be A vision of the one I see A million dreams is all it's gonna take Oh, a million dreams for the world we're gonna make' Sound like the intro theme to the cartoon "Wildfire" that I watched in 1986: youtube.com/watch?v=1UxVoRYXโ€ฆ
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