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Matthew Benson

@mlbenson

DPhil Theology @uniofoxford | Catholic

 Oxford, England
Joined February 2017
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“World of Warcraft Forever” sounds like a threat
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shark@spectrumasharkSep 11
Replying to @spermfart
hard mode is the only honorable way to play wordle
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Vincent Alexander@NonsenseIslandSep 2
A perfect gag.
Corby! (SFX COMMS OPEN) (@CorbyVo) profile pictureCorby! (SFX COMMS OPEN)@CorbyVoSep 1
Whole tl is talking about Looney Tunes so heres my favorite joke ever
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you have no authority here jackie weaver no authority at all handforth parish council meeting
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Someone in work told me they were born in 2008
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The X-Files (1993) - Season 3 Episode 20
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o-n🌛🍓@thefloorsonfireAug 19
scooby doo after he finishes praying:
إبراهيم (@veenies_toy) profile pictureإبراهيم@veenies_toyAug 18
ramen
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words with love@juscrapbookAug 17
i loved my friend he went away from me there’s nothing more to say the poem ends, soft as it began— i loved my friend.
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"A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon was under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars." (Apoc 12:1)
Image from Fr. Paolo D'Angona (@RomanoSace57080)
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sean@DilettanteryPodAug 15
A 16th-century Islamic painting depicting Alexander the Great being lowered in a glass submersible
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Henry Hill@HCH_HillAug 14
The day after an eclipse? My omens, they are very bad.
Gareth Corfield (@GazTheJourno) profile pictureGareth Corfield@GazTheJournoAug 14
The train involved in yesterday's Lewes derailment appears to be the very first Great British Railways-liveried set of carriages. Train 387172 was unveiled in May by the Transport Sec. In its distinctive blue paint, it formed the front half of yesterday's accident train.
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Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
Hope, hope, hope. We have the resurrection. Sadness, yes, but away with despair. Despair is the big killer. Hope, always hope.
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evan🦉@rainstormblueAug 14
burning my eyes during the eclipse and nearly getting a heart attack from the alert
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Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
Depressing, depressing, depressing.
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Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
It’s so desperately sad. I feel so much for Arday’s grief-stricken family. Suicide is the most mysterious of actions. We wonder what if, what if. Struck by @kehinde_andrews saying Arday felt there was no way out. How can such feelings be addressed before they overwhelm?
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He died 8 months in after encouraging universalism, opening the door (unsuccessfully) to women’s ordination, and banning the Novus Ordo
𝖂𝔲𝖑𝔣𝖘𝔱𝖆𝔫 ☧ 🇦🇲🇰🇿🍵🪏 (@ChudNarodnik) profile picture𝖂𝔲𝖑𝔣𝖘𝔱𝖆𝔫 ☧ 🇦🇲🇰🇿🍵🪏@ChudNarodnikAug 14
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The Sales Bull
@TheSalesBull1Aug 13
10 years later you’ll be glad you took it Men don’t take enough photos Everything changes so quickly
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBritsAug 13
“Mate send me that photo from last night.” The photo:
Image from No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)
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josie¹@landotdAug 14
andy burnham finding the controls for the emergency alerts
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James Heale
@JAHealeAug 14
Hearing the next alert will be Andy Burnham telling us he’s from the north
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