
Freelance writer. Commerce, fashion, design, travel. All the fun stuff. // [email protected]
Minneapolis
Joined May 2009
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I'm starting a newsletter called Night Vision – partially because I had a lot of wine last night and was convinced into it, but mostly because I want a space to write what *I* want to write about. Be a pal and subscribe, will ya?nightvision.substack.com/p/c…
A Poem Based On Some Truth on Night Vision nightvision.substack.com/p/a…
People I Think About From Time to Time on Night Vision nightvision.substack.com/p/p…
How To Ask For What You Want In Life on Night Vision nightvision.substack.com/p/h…
Night Vision is Back, Baby! on Night Vision nightvision.substack.com/p/n…
My waxer told me today that one of her clients insists on eating a cheeseburger while getting a Brazilian.
Next Tuesday I have a dentist appointment followed by a wax appointment followed by a two-hour (!) natal chart reading, and I honestly can't think of a better day
Estate planning is FUN. I drink too much wine, then somewhat arbitrarily decide how much of my money my friends get to blow if I kick it. I hope you all buy something stupid!
Did I ever tell you about the time TSA pulled peanut butter balls out of my bag and the agent was like, "Oh, they're just meatballs!" like it's totally normal to travel with a dozen room-temp meatballs
An oldie/goodie that's been making the Internet rounds again. ❤️ witanddelight.com/2022/01/10…
I don't know when the story will go live, I've never known when the story will go live, you always see the story go live before I do, stop asking.


