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washington, d.c.
Joined May 2022
NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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my mom’s surgery was three days ago. i haven’t done anything strenuous. why am i still exhausted
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unghhhhhhh
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how it feels to be a democrat in fall 2026
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way too proud of myself for this one
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They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically
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Maria retweeted
I’m ready to have the conversation about the Wirecutter video slandering Alison Roman’s tomato sauce if you are.
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Maria retweeted
Aside from the shocking substance of this story, what's amazing is how it was unearthed by Cole. The short version: The Russians were able to penetrate Jared Kushner's iPhone and extract screenshots and data. Then, a Russian intel official was captured by Dutch intelligence (!) and flipped. The Dutch believed Kushner may have been acting on behalf of Russia, so pursued him as an intel target and were able to get into his phone. They did not find any evidence of Russian collusion, instead they watched him moving hundreds of millions of dollars from slush funds created by Saudi Arabia and the UAE, one of them housed in Israel's central bank. Incredible reporting, and if Democrats have any sense, they will pull on these threads and learn a lot more about this money.
Explosive story many years in the making, now out in Vanity Fair by Matthew Cole (who will be on Breaking Points next week, and publishing soon in @DropSiteNews): Saudi Arabia and the UAE set up multi-billion slush funds for Jared Kushner to use. Iran-Contra 2 here (except with Iran-Contra, at least the US got some hostages released. Not clear what we got out of this one.)
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not to be earnest on main but my mom’s surgeon reminded her last night that where she is in her journey - surgery to remove her primary tumor after receiving a stage iv colon cancer diagnosis 2.5 yrs ago, with multiple mets in multiple organs - is one very few people experience
existentially tired and incredibly thankful for my mother’s care team
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she has gone through so much these past two and a half years. neither of us is the same person. i am so proud of her and so thankful to be experiencing this moment, as painful and challenging and difficult and emotional as it is
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Obsessed with this guy who finds the most boring average looking men in Boston and then street harasses them (“who let this DADDY outside?!”), and they absolutely LOVE IT and are beaming from the attention. Much to consider here
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Maria retweeted
fool me once? shame on you. fool me twice? still shame on you. we’ve clearly established i’m easy to fool. find a more difficult challenger, loser
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Guy worth $300B cant pay 5% of his net worth to fund the infrastructure he has become unimaginably wealthy from.
JUST IN: Google co-founder Larry Page has reportedly moved into a $173M home in Miami to avoid $15B of California taxes
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.@SteveKornacki is at the Bravo Clubhouse tonight! NBC News Chief Data Analyst joins @BravoWWHL to talk all things midterms ahead of @NBCNews Election Night coverage on Nov. 3.
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The appropriate Politico response to the White House’s letter:
Quite a letter from White House to Politico.
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Working in the Pentagon
Replying to @DanLamothe
A group dispatched by Hegseth's team in February attempted to move the historic globe, said to be used by Eisenhower during World War II. They lifted it from its home in an Army office in the Pentagon ... and dropped it.
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the hague
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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existentially tired and incredibly thankful for my mother’s care team
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I've started to think of America's capital markets as our country's equivalent of having a 130 mph average tennis serve. We can do can an incredible number of other things wrong, but somehow stay in the game economically, because because we can just blast money around.
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Maria retweeted
how the fuck is it only wednesday i feel like i have been put through a paper shredder
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